spacepint:

arahir:

screeeeeeeeeeam:

arahir:

i told everyone i was going to vacuum the kitchen and to stay out for a few minutes, and literally in the time it took me to go get the vacuum cleaner someone accidentally left their glass in the water dispenser and flooded the entire kitchen.

How…?

i know this isn’t a legit question but since i’m at maximum petty at this moment let me just describe the level of ennui in my house. my dad doesn’t like to stand there and hold a water glass under the fridge dispenser for the ~8 seconds it takes to fill a glass so he macgyvered it so you can just jam a glass in there and let it do its thing.

and by macgyvered i mean he took it apart, removed the spring mechanism, and bought a whole set of new glasses that are the perfect size so that they wedge in the dispenser.

that’s what i’m dealing with. my dad surgically altered the fridge and bought an entire glass tableware set so that he wouldn’t have to hold a glass in the dispenser for 8 seconds.

he’s done this with almost everything in the house. he was tired of having to latch and unlatch gates so he cut off the latches and taped industrial strength magnets in their place. he hooked up the chicken coop door to a circuit board and a solar array so it opens and closes automatically. years after he divorced my mom, one of her toilets broke and when the plumber opened it up it was full of corks that my dad had somehow tied into a functioning flush mechanism, presumably so he wouldn’t have to go buy real parts at the hardware store we lived next door to. we’re talking a walk of thirty feet from toilet to hardware store counter, max. it was literally just operating on cork power. for all those years. we never knew.

anyway that’s how.

Is your father a software engineer? Because I’m getting a very distinct whiff of “software engineer” from this post.

confide–nemini:

shithowdy:

hey um so we went to target tonight and we found this talking kylo ren action figure that you’re supposed to shake really hard to “show it your power” and when you shake it it grunts like it’s in pain and when you stop shaking it, it raggedly asks you to show it the power of the dark side again

i cant stop thinking about it

@astrobravo found this video of it on Twitter https://twitter.com/KnightofEm/status/899027266847424512

newwavefeminism:

The answer isn’t “culture of poverty” “low morals” or “poor people just don’t care about education”

here we go:

Low-income children are more likely than their higher-income peers to be in factory-like classrooms that allow little interaction and physical movement. As a result, these children spend more time sitting, following directions and listening rather than discussing, debating, solving problems and sharing ideas.

As a teacher I hear so much about how “these parents” don’t care about learning and their children’s education. There is palatable frustration at how we can’t “deal with” the students we work with. 

But there is little to be said about how our public school systems are not equipped to provide students with valuable learning experiences. Instead we are continually told we need to do more with less.

Number 1 problem: we build schools in the hood designed to control instead of teach.

trebled-negrita-princess:

adequategatsbys:

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART

thenymreaper:

mememiya-anthy:

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

jedihighcouncil:

deadgreeks:

jedihighcouncil:

deadgreeks:

link-and-epona:

deadgreeks:

gaypoedameron:

does obi wan fuck? cast your votes now

#obi wan fucks (via @link-and-epona) who the fuck do you think you are you goblin reblogging this post from me with your foul nonsense

Obi Wan Pumps it Up When he Wants

obi wan kenobi is a good jedi who follows the rules of the jedi order and Does Not Fuck which you would know about him if you could name even three of his albums

Originally posted by liveforeverneversaynever

obi “the aphobi” wan kenobi fucks 

Then How Do You Explain This

i don’t know who you think you’re fooling with those fake screenshots smh what do you take me for? a fool??? here’s what he really said 

“Obi wan is a good jedi” listen i have some news for you. This jedi used mind tricks on random people in a bar, cut off someones arm to avoid confrontation, repeatedly defied the orders of the council and broke code to train a boy AND on numerous occasions lost his robes for the sake of drama. in conclusion, obi wan 100% fucks

marisaauntmay: