make-a-meme:

I thought I was the only one, but apparently several people found this in their inbox today?

Using common sense, I didn’t click on the link, but muted my computer and made safe research, finding this

It’s a new video and has little views and really everything about this is super weird. When I hovered over the video it also showed some flashy looking images, and when I’d follow the link it would open the video in full screen right away, which is creepy, too.

When you get something like this: Quietly report it so the tumblr staff can do its thing. It’s most likely a screamer. Stay safe. 

It would be nice to share this so new blogs don’t fall for this.

GDI crosa Rosa is doing this shit again?

naomiknight-17:

I’m so glad BOTW has stuck with the whole ‘Link barely talks’ thing because y'all will pry selectively mute Link from my cold, dead hands

Not only does he not talk but him not talking is an in universe thing. One of Zeldas journals states she suspects he has a shit ton of anxiety and as a result doesn’t speek

jamesroachmusic:

ctset:

jamesroachmusic:

skullmandible:

gaskman:

jamesroachmusic:

skullmandible:

jamesroachmusic:

tegiri wears transition lenses

are you implying there’s something wrong with wearing transition lenses, jameson

name a single cool person who has ever worn transition lenses

Is this canon

absolutely not

i’m the other writer, it’s canon. tegiri also wears huggies pullups 

me awakening my millennium puzzle and summoning ctset to banish cohen to the fucking shadow realm:

yourplayersaidwhat:

*Party fighting a very large and strong enemy*

Bard: I’ll cast Mold Earth.

DM: The enemy takes a step as the ground collapses beneath him.

*Enemy escapes the hole later*

Druid: I’ll cast Mold Earth again.

Druid: It’s basically Difficult Terrain Whack-a-Mole.

harleyismyhero:

feedmecomicart:

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

reblog Magneto punching a Nazi

you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog

It’s not just a super human beating a nazi, it’s a Jewish holocaust survivor beating up a nazi

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

Good News of 2017

cr-mango:

luxwing:

greenhat97:

tatooinedovah:

“omg you can’t play video games on easy mode!!”

listen if i wanted to struggle with some dumb task and fail a dozen times for bullshit reasons only to get some underwhelming reward once i finally get it right i would just live my actual life and not play video games smh

pls love urself

Oh and if you want to play something like Dark Souls? Don’t feel bad for using guides or looking up walkthroughs. I’ve done that to find specific items, or when something is so bullshit and obscure that I need help for it (I’m pretty damn good at it, too.) 

And guess what? My experience didn’t diminish at all. If anything it helped me. 

Use guides. Use cheats. Use item duplication glitches. Clip through the floor going 30 miles a second. Just have fun

elizabitchtaylor:

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

notevensneaky:

teaboot:

scotchtapeofficial:

princess-peridot:

scotchtapeofficial:

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.