i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.
Gay culture is organizing literally any set of multicolored objects you come in contact with in rainbow order
Once you go gnome, you never go home. Did I use that one already? Oh well.
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