Silver Tongue

inkymint:

you want him in every quadrant like a desperate fool

hanorganaas:

“Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.” Carrie Frances Fisher (October 21st, 1956 - ∞)

1janehopper1:

derinthemadscientist:

derinthemadscientist:

akiameokami:

phiralovesloki:

frenchswissborder:

onlyblackgirl:

foryoursexualinformation:

And in other news, water is wet

Not like women have been telling y'all this since the beginning of time or anything.

I mean, yeah, at one point three years ago I was curled up in a fetal position literally screaming/crying/gasping for breath on my bed in my dorm room, so my response to this headline is basically, “No shit.”

No wonder women are so likely to ignore heart disease/attack symptoms. If something isn’t as bad as my cramps, I figure it can’t be that bad.

THAT LAST COMMENT

My cardiologist says I’ve had at least one heart attack and I never noticed

I sure know when my uterus wants to take its jacket off tho

#i wasn’t ready for you to say that about your uterus taking it’s jacket off

#and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying

Can you think of a better metaphor

Over a month a uterus gets thicker and softer and more pillowy and then goes ‘nah this is too far, time to show off my beach body’

Then there is pain and blood and somehow this metaphor became a summer horror movie

This is probably why women suffer fatal heart attacks more. Because we feel them and are like eh I’ve had worse…

paulepz:
“Happy wriggling day angry little boy ♡
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paulepz:

Happy wriggling day angry little boy ♡

So Tasmania was Australia's prison colony? What if Tasmania makes its own, slightly smaller, prison colony island, and then each subsequent one continues to do so, infinitely

ethnianmandarin:

argumate:

The final island is very small and houses a single dangerous angry man.

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copperpossem:

doom-exe:

copperpossem:

copperpossem:

The Minecraft waifu haircut

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Back when I was 11 I had a minecraft gf with this same haircut and occasionally we had sex which was possible when she was in bed and I would stand on top of her and pound the shift key until my finger was broken.

It’s a shame we lost touch

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darthmelyanna:

cloama:

angstravaganza:

i hate white men who say they’re ‘playing devil’s advocate’. 

i’m like: the devil already has lots of advocates, and they all look like you, and this isn’t a fun game.

They Might Be Giants said: You can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.

Let’s chat about what a “devil’s advocate” was originally.

When the Catholic church wanted (wants? not sure if this is still practice) to canonize a candidate for sainthood, they assigned someone to argue against canonizing that person. 

This person’s job is to try to dig up dirt on someone they literally think should be a saint. 

It was not arguing excuses for, like, Nazis.

H.W. Fowler wrote, “far from being the whitewasher of the wicked, the [devil’s advocate] is the blackener of the good.” 

This term got totally twisted around because hey, here’s a term that lets me argue an abhorrent position without having to take the consequences of it.

Let’s stop using it this way and stop letting people use it this way. 

It’s a garbage rhetorical device.

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jangnan:
“those highblood dudes
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jangnan:

those highblood dudes

babesargent:

remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”

“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”

he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.

he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”

i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)