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@thatdoodlebug

@silver-tongues-blog

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whatpumpkin:

Troll Call!

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WHILE YOU WERE FILLING QUADRANTS I STUDIED THE BLADE

the-pesci-mode:

smocaine:

the-pesci-mode:

You say Eric Cartman, I say Eric Andre

You say Frickin’ Sweet, I say Rickin’ Morty

You say Stan Smith, I say Jerry Smith

You say Family Guy Funny Moments, I say Bojack Horseman Sad Moments

You say Degrassi, I say Neil Degrassi Tyson

SHARE this status if your not afraid to be proud of you’re intelligent sense of humor!

is this.. unironic?

Yeah I’m kinda of a freak lol I’m into some really weird obscured comedies………………..I’m AM a bit…….. How your say, twisted…….

I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE
I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE I WANT TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIIIIIIIKE

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haiku-robot:

lordnotcrossing:

At this point, it has to be asked:

are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?!

are any of the
rabbit villagers/campers
actually rabbits

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pleatherghost:

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pleatherghost:

you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.

don’t look the gift horse in a mouth

you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways

this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69

@littleladylulub

enecoo:

myeverythingsuggestion:

people can get lost in eyes, but it sometimes feels like i found myself by looking at yours.

gayscreaming:

toastradamus:

the past: clown funny

the present: clown scary

the future: CLOWN SEXY

we were warned but we didn’t listen

halwares:

jennyloggins:

drinkableburrito:

yetanothertaylor:

monobored:

carldangerous:

pochowek:

There is no difference between trump and the kid who passes you a “do you like me? ☐ yes! ☐ yeah!!” note in class

is this real?????

https://gop.com/inaugural-year-approval-poll/

It’s real

my response was “Trump is a fascist dictator who won office due to foreign influence undermining the sanctity of democracy. the media is not fake and this survey is incredibly biased, so much so that it really shows how pathetic the GOP is. The republican party is a disgrace to america and every single one of you should resign.”

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