me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
Additionally; me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this
Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.
Gosh. I never have thoughts like this
didnt ask but that sounds nice
Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking
Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.
oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I needed this
Me: *standing at a lookout* It’s so beautiful here…
Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and you’d probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m below…
Me: Bitch, don’t ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.
Me: *doing literally nothing*
Intrusive thoughts: What if-
Me: Can’t you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn
every goddamn day
me: *doing the dishes*
intrusive thoughts: you could totally just
me: OH MY GOD THAT WOULDNT EVEN WORK THIS IS A BUTTER KNIFE ID JUST END UP WITH A HOSPITAL BILL JFC CHILL
me: *driving on a 65 mph road* intrusive thoughts; “you could totally just swerve into oncoming traffic” me: “Then i would also hurt innocent bystanders you fucking moron”
isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth,
a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No you’re thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.
No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.
No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.
No, you’re thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.
Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.
No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
No, that’s euphoria. Sephora is the greek dude who escaped the underworld several times until he was finally caught and forced to roll a boulder up a hill under the promise that he would be free to leave the underworld permanently if he gets it to the top
Bodhi also has a great poncho but i couldn’t find a good pic.
excuse you, Lando Calrissian is not a member of the aristocracy
He bought his spot, and the “real” aristocracy doesn’t respect him, even when he sells out his old friends out of misplaced loyalty to his new class. He turns against the Empire by instigating his wotkers to rise up. Notice he’s not wearing it in RotJ.
In fact, notice that Leia starts out wearing a hooded cape which she has taken from her. And Bail is wearing a poncho-cape hybrid in R1.
This theory has legs!
yes! i’d been thinking about this because Lando and Leia both kind of transition between the two sides.
Lando wears a cape when he’s governor of Cloud City, but changes into Han’s clothes after he officially joins the Rebellion.
Leia wears ~princess clothes at first, but wears more practical costumes in the later movies, including a camouflage poncho on Endor.
the traditional Jedi robes have sleeves, so technically they don’t fall into either category. but they look more like cloaks/capes due to their voluminous hoods and aura of Drama, symbolizing the Jedi’s subtle resemblance to the “aristocracy” side of the Star Wars costume divide. ie, the Jedi meant to be neutral, but actually wield a tremendous amount of cultural and political power.
I did not expect the internet to take me down to a dissertation on Star Wars costuming but I’m happy I’m here
Yeah, that’s the guy who made History of Japan, that really popular pit of memes. I’m probably not the only person that really wants him to make more shit, but that’s gonna be hard.
If you haven’t heard of this thing yet, it’s called patreon. See how he gets only 72 bucks a month for stuff from 26 people?
These are his views on the History of Japan video. Bill Wurtz deserves to have more support for the stuff that he is doing, and he should be able to make a decent living out of this entertainment. I would appreciate if you either reblogged or donated to his patreon: http://patreon.com/billwurtz
I don’t even know Bill Wurtz personally but he needs more support
Support bill wurtz
Support the Meme Economy
You people realize YouTube ain’t Tumblr? YouTube ad revenue for something like this is pretty significant. Even with an outdated lowball estimate, he would have made at least 6000 bucks in what, the past week? Some estimates for his channel net worth are in the 6 figure area?
What I’m trying to say is it’s always nice to throw some cash at people you like but don’t pressure them into doing it implying the content creator isn’t making an acceptable amount of money off their work.
no because his videos aren’t “advertiser friendly” with their new revenue policy. basically any video that is somewhat political can’t be monetized.
Do you have any source for that? Because “inappropriate content” is still considered “advertiser friendly” where the context is comedic and the intention is to inform instead of offend/shock.
Contrary to popular belief the demonetization isn’t really as widespread and harmful as it’s made out to be.
it’s not the humor it’s that the history of the world is still considered political which puts the video in jepordy of not being monetized.
I’m sorry but that’s not really how it works, and even if “history of the” wasn’t eligible for monetization there were still about 3 million hits in the past 2 weeks from other things on his channel which, even at the lowest most outdated estimate would be about 2 grand.
If someone was being cheated out of a 6 figure income, don’t you think they would be particularly vocal about it?
he advertised his patreon and donation page in the description of the video
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