Silver Tongue

shoolis:

SOBS OPENLY WHILE TAKING A DREADFULLY PAINFUL SHIT WHILE COHEED AND CAMBRIA’S “WELCOME HOME” PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND. THERE ARE MULTIPLE SWOOPING SHOTS FROM VARIOUS ANGLES AS THE TEARS FALL DOWN MY FACE AND I CONTINUALLY REACH FOR THE TOILET PAPER. AND WHEN THE MID-SONG SOLO HITS? THAT’S WHEN THINGS GET

WORSE

skylarsghost:

ladysomnambule:

the-same-lie-twice:

gray-colored-life:

iamnotbitten:

halakitalot:

blissfully-winter:

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TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

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CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET

Happy almost Halloween everyone!

kiwi:

anagram-robot:

redpandamemes:

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

‘I will have to live on


- Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!
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peefox:

peefox:

peefox:

pictures that make you keep scrolling

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psa for 13 year old girls on this website

qrow-punches-pedos:

“yaoi” is toxic and homophobic, despite what you might think. it negatively affects gay guys like myself, because it endorses the idea that being gay is inherently sexual and inappropriate, and treats us like a fetish for straight girls and women to enjoy, which we aren’t.

please understand why it’s harmful and try to stay away from it. i understand where you’re coming from, and it’s NOT uncommon for girls your age to get into that stuff, so i’m not blaming you. but it would really be for the best if you didn’t support it.

relados:
“ alannamode:
“ A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar.
Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the...

relados:

alannamode:

A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar.

Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the age of 12. He had already mastered airbending, and in the span of a year he mastered the other three elements, the avatar state, and energybending. He also learned lightning redirection and seismic sense (a technique no previous Avatar had even encountered). In the span of a year.

This child was a terrifying force of nature.

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retrogamingblog:

The sound of Pokemon descending into madness

glumshoe:

july-19th-club:

glumshoe:

sarcasticcollegestudent:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

pcklesthings:

glumshoe:

notsumma:

glumshoe:

When I was a kid I wouldn’t eat anything. Like, I survived mostly off plain boiled fettuccini noodles and frozen peas, because everything else disgusted me (and god forbid they touched). My mother would force me to eat an egg every night just to make sure I got some protein. I wouldn’t keep clothes on and would discard my shoes wherever I stood, and I’d shriek and struggle whenever I was made to bathe or brush my hair. When my godsister convinced me to eat meat for the first time, my whole family cheered for her. She made it into a performance - peel a tiny sliver off a roast turkey leg and drop it into my mouth, followed by a flourish and a bow.

My teeth, though? I was obsessive about my teeth. I would clean them carefully three times a day and loved going to the dentist, because he would always tell me how wonderfully healthy my crooked, jagged teeth were.

you’re like the antithesis of @vampireapologist

she ate all the food I was supposed to eat

This sounds like you’re a dammed changeling, @glumshoe . Really, take all the facts together, and it sounds more than a little damming.

Maybe I shouldn’t mention that I took my Irish tin whistle with me everywhere and would just sit in the woods making melodies with it (barefoot, unwashed, occasionally unclothed). Oh yeah, and panpipes. One of the first things I ever picked out for myself was a small set of panpipes.

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I Am But A Lass Of Nine Years Of Age And I Shan’t Partake In Your Paltry Human “Meals”

nah I was just weird

Adding this to the ‘Glumshoe is a Changeling’ pile

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My mother used to tell me that my hair (on the left) was a “rat’s nest”, which I considered a good thing, because I liked rats.

I used to make my parents sew the pockets on my clothing shut because… because…? Instead, I carried little cloth and leather bags around and filled them with snail shells and tiny bells and empty moth cocoons.

any iron or silver allergies?

Well, I can’t wear earrings, even ones made from “hypoallergenic” metals.