Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Ok, there are big iron gates in front of you

Teifling: ok, i push open the gates

DM: ok, you try that

Teifline: ….and?

DM: nothing happens because gate doors open outwards

berlynn-wohl:
“ hapabap:
“ nazerine:
“ plasmalogical:
“ paxamericana:
“Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers
”
good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every...

berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:

plasmalogical:

paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

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dulcimergecko:

anauthorandherservicedog:

gertiecraign:

sethevans495:

Flush them all

THIS!

This is the election that counts. Start educating yourself now on who will be campaigning to be your congresspeople/governor/etc. 

Register to vote NOW. Don’t wait. You can do it any time.

This is the fight we need to win.  VOTE  VOTE  VOTE

Also…reminder to pay attention to all local elections and VOTE. These elected officials are the people most likely to directly impact your life in the short term. 

This has to start now. Right now.

Get your birth certificates. There may be a fee or long wait times. Make sure you get a certified copy.

Make sure you have ID. Dig into your state’s laws and the whole Real ID thing, because (and sorry I can’t research this now, but pneumonia) I believe there are certain states whose driver’s licenses don’t qualify for Real ID.

Make sure you’re registered to vote. Google it. Follow the instructions for your state.

Know where your local polling place is or find out if you can vote by mail.

Vote in ALL your upcoming elections. Yes, that means the little ones for city council or dog catcher or whatever. Vote those racist, homophobic, bigots out at every level.

They’re like weeds. You can pull up every visible bit, but if you leave one tiny segment of root, they’ll just come back.

To quote Mira Grant, rise up while you can. Because the Republicans are way the hell worse than zombies.

Damn skippy!  My mantra all year has been “Come on, 2018…”

marquisdesad:
“I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted
”

marquisdesad:

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted

zoraiya:
“ spookwarfare:
“Holy shit dudes
” ”

yourplayersaidwhat:

“We’re not stealing! We’re pre-looting!

probablybardrpgideas:

gomboc123:

I mean… I get that you want to align Roy Mustang with lawful good because he’s a high ranking military officer, but the man literally overthrew the government because he didn’t like it

I mean sure, but that’s the best kind of lawful good lmao. Lawful alignments don’t mean loyalty to the law, just loyalty to law. That can take the form of a personal code or an idealized version of what the law should be.

True as it is he did still participate in genocide. he’d be lawful neutral at best.

meadowkitten:

i like the multiverse theory because there are giant hamsters playing basketball somewhere out there. i also dislike the multiverse theory because there’s a world where the competition went to their heads and they forgot to have fun

unicornsandbutane:
“ leandraholmes:
“ boondock-smokes:
“ kilis-invisible-beard:
“ I am sorry but I just CAN’T
”
still my favourite on set story ever
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I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!!
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unicornsandbutane:

leandraholmes:

boondock-smokes:

kilis-invisible-beard:

I am sorry but I just CAN’T

still my favourite on set story ever

I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!! 

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the Fjellowship of the Ring