Silver Tongue

sopsketch:

OKAY SO

i really like hemospectrum flip things, especially Hemostuck were the entire social order is switched; but Kanaya always seems to be stuck in the middle

so one day i was like WHAT IF

YOU TOOK THE HEMOSPECTRUM AND JUST

FLIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE

AND TOOK JADE BLOOD AND JUST

PULLED IT UP

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like so

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Eridan is at the same level as Aradia here

Feferi is the once-a-generation, lowest-of-the-low mutant; Karkat is the much rarer, only-happened-like-a-handful-of-times-in-history mutant (his blood color is taken as an omen of immense change coming)

because of reasons, Jade bloods are in control (runnin around in the sun and junk)

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Kanaya is the Heir Apparent, caretaker of the Mother Grub, head of the Jade Court in the Palace of the Sun (or something like that)

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her weapon is a double sided chainsaw staff

she still loves fashion; here, her personal tastes dictate the taste of the court, and by extension influence the current generation

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HOLY FUCK THIS IS FUN

i’m gonna draw more of her dresses, and then the other trolls :D

Can we see her imperious dolorosa?

furbearingbrick:

killuangel:

“it’s like freud always said,” says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

#do NOT say the name of this foul creature out loud in my house

spookwarfare:
“Holy shit dudes
”

spookwarfare:

Holy shit dudes

lillersdabomb:

john-dadams:

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

adurot:
“adurot:
“adurot:
“Three Dads and a Baby.
”
Five dads and a baby.
”
Some Monster came along and beat up his entire family in front of him on Christmas!
”

adurot:

adurot:

adurot:

Three Dads and a Baby.

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Five dads and a baby.

Some Monster came along and beat up his entire family in front of him on Christmas!

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tastefullyoffensive:
“by Berkeley Mews
”

kingtrashraccoon:

kingtrashraccoon:

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

nearsh0t:

bitter-cosmos:

bitter-cosmos:

steven universe only instead of steven it’s steve buscemi

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I LIVE FOR THIS

setheverman:

midtown120blues:

Tumblr 2018 timeline

-seth everman kills someone

-thot becomes a slur

-website surprise shut down in February

the next person who sends me this post is getting murdered