Silver Tongue
astral–nymph:
“lastsonlost:
“matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:
“A Gingershred man
”
Gingerjacked man
”
Gingerstrong man
”

astral–nymph:

lastsonlost:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

A Gingershred man

Gingerjacked man

Gingerstrong man

norseminuteman:
“Can’t be tight if it’s liquid.
”

norseminuteman:

Can’t be tight if it’s liquid. 

duxwontobey:

ghettablasta:

That’s so annoying that no one wants to talk about Black pastor who dresses and feeds homeless people before Christmas…

when racism and hate of the homeless combines into one no one gets to hear about the positive stuff that PoC do

tamecoffee:

i thought i could. 

get away with not posting this but.

i don’t think i could live with myself if i didn’t post Sakura Kitkat, even though it’s been two months since this meme.

specifically the @tabikato flavor which you can find here.

curiooftheheart:

joey-wheeler-official:

i’m enough of a nerd to see when a weapon would be impractical but not enough of a nerd to give a shit

Scythe Wielder: *Shows up in a media*

Me: You know, scythes were designed for reaping grain, not combat. Yes it is bladed so it could be a weapon but not a very efficient one.

Scythe Wielder: *Does that badass scythe stuff*

Me: Hot damn that’s cool.

tastefullyoffensive:
“(via 341913)
”

mirab3lle:

thomrainierskies:

mugsandpugs1:

hermionegranger:

autisticcole:

debrides:

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

nuclearharvest:

Pretty much how the police work at all times

the-shadowsmiths:

Voidwalkers be like: “just ball up your emotions and hurl them at your enemies to destroy them”