Silver Tongue

codeprentiss:

I love Brooklyn Nine Nine with my entire heart.

nomehablen2:

thebuttkingpost:

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

*gives you coal*

unbalancedfox:

revolutionarygays:

the most insanely cool thing any homestuck character ever did was when terezi drew a chalk outline for her own dead body then laid down and died in it. that was so fucking raw

i feel like “laid down and died” is severely underplaying it because the dying very much came first in the order of things

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so not only did she draw that chalk outline but she did it with the exact knowledge of how she would die and collapse, probably using her abilities as seer of mind because what the fuck else are Weird Mind Powers good for if not predicting your own death and making a personalized crime scene aesthetic out of it

or, to sum it all up way better,

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pettyartist:
“ drillbot:
“ monsteroll:
“ rumbleraven:
“ In Dungeons and Dragons you can do anything.
”
Oh you guys!
Love this so much!
”
me and all my friends
”
@shoelesscosmonaut
”

pettyartist:

drillbot:

monsteroll:

rumbleraven:

In Dungeons and Dragons you can do anything.

Oh you guys!

Love this so much!

me and all my friends

@shoelesscosmonaut

legiitkhajiit:

I just want to say that this was from the Nintendo Switch version. You know, the 473805724289th release of this game. And this shit still happens.

I can explain this!!!
The damage causes a little bit of knockback depending on how much damage is dealth and in what way. Its why you get launched when giants hit you. The damage results in them bouncing off of the ground and up pretty high. your arrow was probably very very strong.

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

fewociouslilkitty:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

guys: fight each other all the time

girls: support each other and share hand cream

Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.

maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.

romanova:

Yeah, I mean we don’t have to have a name. We could have no name.

pup