Silver Tongue
xermasprites:
“jajajajasp rosesprite
”

xermasprites:

jajajajasp rosesprite

taz-quotes:

Kravitz: [in a Cockney accent] Well, Taako, this is a pretty unconventional place to have an argument about sort of the fate of a whole community, but… I do like wine, so… [dropping the accent] I’m sorry, do you mind if I drop the accent, it’s like, it’s really hard to keep it up, and when I’m not on the job it just feels weird doing it, is that okay?

Taako: Yeah, of course. [in a really deep voice] As long as I can drop my accent too.

ikimaru:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

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When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

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when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark artsimage

taz-quotes:

Griffin: Mookie starts trying to wrestle with Angus, who is like, who’s definitely never wrestled before?

Clint: Oh, he’ll kill him.

Griffin: Yeah, Mookie is just destroying him.

banishedquasiroyal:
“ glittere:
“✨✨✨
”
@antiquebutterfly !!!!
”

cockyhorror:

httpdemonics:

cockyhorror:

paper-mario-wiki:

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)

Thanks! Even worse :)

@chess-and-snickers

zaaxch:

I remember in 4th grade the Principal called me in to her office and was like, “If it were up to me, I wouldn’t even call you in here, but their parents are upset. Zach, you can’t go around calling everyone a loser.”

multiplegenredisorder:
“ wildcardarcana:
“ stolenswingset:
“ donoteattheyellowsnow:
“1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world
”
The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These...

multiplegenredisorder:

wildcardarcana:

stolenswingset:

donoteattheyellowsnow:

1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

The Darkest Timeline

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