public-rhetoric:
“ Same.
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mightyinvincible:

ninsegado91:

pjenderman:

zivazivc:

Reasons why Sonic Boom Knuckles is a blessing

Originally a 15 minute video but tumblr is a bully and won’t let me upload all the glory that happens in season 1

X3

Lol

Otherwise known as Knuckles is wonderful.

birdsy-purplefishes:

just-shower-thoughts:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.

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lostwednesdays:
“ Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.
Also:
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lostwednesdays:

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

curbstompgrapefruit:

thepinkcornmoon:

jamaicanbulma:

kenyanxgyal:

thecherrywinehouse:

bae–electronica:

blackness-by-your-side:

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

God is good

🙌🏾

Look at the animal kingdom doing the lords work

Amen Hallelujah, won’t He do it.

the circle of life 👌

Whatever you do comes back 3 fold

Natural selection

mother nature fights back

machomachi:

machomachi:

dad joke gone too far

a continuation:

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wrecknician:

mr-cappadocia:

veganhobbit:

happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you

For hundreds of thousands of years “mother earth” sent every horror under the sun against her human children. Plague, drought, famine, volcanic detonation, and destruction on an enormous scale decase after decade, century after century.

And you find fault with us?

A mother who tortured her children the way she’s tortured us isn’t fit to bear the title “mother”. A mother who feeds and then starves, a mother who gives birth and then slaughters…

That she should find our blade at her throat now should be a surprise to none involved. We owe her nothing, least of all the compassion she’s never shown us.

you ever hated women so much you pulled receipts on a fucking planet

shwit:

micaxiii:

micaxiii:

Squishy got a new friend.
Their name is Squashy.

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They would like to thank the academy…

@shadow-dio-sama

techmomma:
“Pirate funfact: y’know those big belts pirates and old-school sailors are often depicted with? There’s a reason for them! They’re the equivalent of hernia belts, to prevent you from, well, getting a hernia from heavy pulling and exertion,...

techmomma:

Pirate funfact: y’know those big belts pirates and old-school sailors are often depicted with? There’s a reason for them! They’re the equivalent of hernia belts, to prevent you from, well, getting a hernia from heavy pulling and exertion, a very real danger for sailors of the day. 

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell