Silver Tongue

captainsnoop:

Its a shame that okami hd can’t run at 60 fps on PC but I appreciate the fact that Capcom is being 100% transparent about it

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Like, I’ll take a spokesperson telling me straight up that they just couldn’t do it because Okami is a PS2 game and unlocking the frame rate would break the physics over some lame non-excuse about it being cinematic. 

shiphitsthefan:

confide–nemini:

dark-haired-hamlet:

Some carolers yesterday were singing “deck the halls” at church and changed “don we now our gay apparel” to “our plaid apparel”

…y'all that’s not any less gay.

imagine being this homophobic

How are homophobes so good at trolling themselves into making something even more gay?

bitbats:

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merry crit miss

hrovitnir:

rokirovka:

theminism:

raveger:

enrique262:

captain-price-official:

marcommarco:

inzertbreaks:

tomroughneck:

Meanwhile in Russia

annyi.

gente decisa

The bigger vehicle has right of way.

Russians cannot into chill.

This is what I call a satisfying video

@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you

speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?

speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.

speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.

speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.

speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there

speaker 2: What the heck

speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow

speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!

speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!

speaker 2: I’m filming!

speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!

speaker 2: Guys, calm down!

[the reckoning arrives]

speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]

speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.

kinghispaniola:
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