Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

GM: You take *rolls* 14 lightning damage. What was your Strength check?

Barbarian: 24

Rogue (Walks in after getting a snack): What are we fighting?

Necromancer: A door.

toolassistedspeedrun:

toolassistedspeedrun:

hey uh did i ever share on here what i stumbled upon concerning a homophobic greek guy from the island of lesbos who tried to take greece’s gay community to court in 2008 all because he was so offended about the lesbos demonym ‘lesbian’ also referring to gay women because i was just reminded of it while talking with my wife and i’m losing my fucking mind all over again

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me every day of my fucking life

robotatertot:
“ robotatertot:
“It’s that time of year again
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robotatertot:

robotatertot:

It’s that time of year again

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just-shower-thoughts:

Deceased family pets live on forever through online passwords

tainbocuailnge:
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kanrezi:

homestuck + out of context d&d | part 2/?

part 1

kanrezi:

homestuck + out of context d&d | part 1/?

A reminder that somewhere in the world, Santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into peoples houses with pinpoint accuracy

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

Truly, he is a man to be feared and respected. He could easily turn his magnanimous deeds into ones of terror and vengeance.