Silver Tongue

51ck4r:

doodles again..

my part of the adventure time secret santa. My gift to @nerdybirb who wanted fionna and cake
thank you @souperyfor organizing the whole thing

my part of the adventure time secret santa. My gift to @nerdybirb who wanted fionna and cake 


thank you @souperyfor organizing the whole thing

cornsubsidies:

neurodivergent-crow:

love-bites-but-so-do-i:

chulaspice:

lmaoooo

I can promise you most people on welfare don’t have the fridge in the first image. But if they did, why would that be bad? Why is people not starving to death bad?

Y'all have weird priorities.

🎶💀💖 Bella 💖💀🎶

Uh also you can be working and still need to be on welfare?? Lol people are fucking wild

you’re literally required to work to receive food stamps in many states lol

durbikins:

durbikins:

durbikins:

realistically, you could probably knock out a grey with no effort. without their technology and placed in hand-to-hand combat, those little space fuckers probably aint shit.

No Muscle Mass At All. Weak. Pathetic.

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Ugly Feeble Creatures. They Should Fear Us. I Doubt They Can Even Consume Whey.

Interstellar Incels

haiku-robot:

ace-gh0st:

closet-keys:

closet-keys:

Okay, wait what the fuck? 

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me waitin for the aliens to either save us or blow up the earth

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me waitin for the
aliens to either save us
or blow up the earth



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a wild but very real concept:

t-taako:

t-taako:

anime mcelroys

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let-robots-dream:

shibaonepilots:

mamavori:

Pls save NN

YES

OMG PLEASE UNMUTE

scotchtapeofficial:
“ @cookiedere submitted:
“my brother thought this was how your goat’s arm worked
”
its his other arm
”

scotchtapeofficial:

@cookiedere submitted:

my brother thought this was how your goat’s arm worked

its his other arm

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