joey-wheeler-official:

atheistjapanesesocialist:

czechs-and-holdings:

armedandgayngerous:

this shit is a Greenpeace psyop and you all are falling for it hard

I swear to fuck if anime had caught on earlier and Captain Planet had been a cute girl Al Gore would have been elected president

>Not protecting the environment

Dude, until we can colonize other planets, we gotta keep the only place that we know of, IN THE UNIVERSE, that can keep us alive safely, clean and habitable.

Why would you shit up your own house?

>recycling and not polluting the fucking water is a psyop

i told y'all

unicornfan:

feazelbal:

thebuttkingpost:

Say this to someone right before sucking their dick

jam-rebagels:

kingvav:

What species are you?

What is your personality?

reply or reblog and put your results in the tags!!! i want to see what people get!

@matt-star

snilm:

tamizhnadu:

os2warp:

tamizhnadu:

see i dont even use caps lock. i just press shift down the whole time. thats how you know im gay

what if i only use caps lock even if im only Using One Capital Letter In The Word Or Sentence? does that make me super gay or something?

Oh Yes That Is PEAK Gay, Choosing The Least Functional Option Is The Gayest Thing One Could Ever Do

wizardtwins:

i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood 

and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like

hey… we heard you made more blood. can you… can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob

dirkqently:

i’ll go first straight, bi, pan, demi, then lesbian

customerservicewolf:

An extra special last-minute Christmas Eve comic. Happy Havoc!

possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Being held!

specialsnowflakesanonymous:

luckycharmer:

One of the Santas I work with at the mall often tells kids that ask for things like tablets or phones,

“Oh my elves make toys, not electronics. You’re thinking of those fellows from Sony or Apple.”

This way the problem mentioned above is avoided, and theres also less pressure on the parents to get gifts that break their budget just because it’s supposedly from Santa

Or you could tell your kid to stop being a materialistic brat and to be fucking grateful that they got anything at all

What ever happened to those kinds of morals? Your kid wont feel bad about this kind of nonsense if you teach them gratitude.

Didnt i block you? 

bunsengyro:

sn0wbro:

based on @santhoash-chan ‘s post

@tia-paneritas