weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

i love when gravity falls makes abrupt history/political jokes

“TAKE ME TO THE SOVIET UNION!” “thats going to be tough..for a number of reasons.”

“a long time ago i designed a prototype for ronald reagan’s masters”

this

“this is a dark day for america”

just this picture of dipper relentlessly breaking wax richard nixon’s legs reeks raw political power of dismantling a corrupt government

hetcharacteroftheday:

hetcharacteroftheday:

boyonetta:

That’s unsanitary, people eat those.

Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat

mint-and-love:

lucidnee:

If you don’t blow ya Capri sun back up after you drink it all you’re boring and not my friend

How dare you disrespect the pouch

if you blow it up and throw it for a dog to catch like a ball, then the power of the punch punishes you by turning you into a furry

indianburns:

even the dead are feeling sorry at this point

alarmfire:

google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual

just say it like meatloaf

scatteredintellect:

okay but bill wurtz presumably spent a whole year studying world history in depth and presented it in just 20 minutes, in a way that not only taught me more than i ever learned in school but presented it all in a blunt and realistic manner that exposed the general terror and manipulation that went into making the world what it is while keeping a lighthearted and entertaining tone. this shit is fucking genius

we could make a religion out of that

gingerja:

it has been done