I follow the “leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos” rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of “im just one person one piece won’t be missed” then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you
and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years
No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.
They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.
But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.
And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.
And that’s the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys aren’t thieves, they’re professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.
“To protect the world from devastation…”
Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. They’re actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople.
Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where they’re not chasing after Pikachu they’ve done better.
It’s just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.
Pikachu Proximity Intelligence Chart
pretty sure giovanni keeps them on so he can commit insurance fraud by giving them tech insured for way more than what was paid for it so when it inevitably gets destroyed he gets a nice check.
is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is ‘fake’ in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there’s no way to 'fake’ getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.
why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match’ where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.
is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn’t it be? they’re both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.
but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they’re crazy people.
IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there’s a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!’
why are they wearing thigh highs? they’re kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!
ok, but why’s that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.
Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment
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Very interesting how different this hits 50 years on. In its original context, the sign was presumably in the vein of “gay people are people too”, part of the very necessary groundwork that pride was built upon.
However, through a modern lens, it’s an effective statement against rainbow capitalism; “just because your landlord/boss/cop/soldier is gay/female/black/etc doesn’t mean they aren’t still inherently a bastard”. This may be the original intent behind the sign, but the former seems more likely in the relatively early stages of the campaign for American LGBT rights
honey this was an anti landlord statement, in 1977 and today. the roots of this community are far more radical than you’re giving credit
BIRD: Part of the reason I wanted to write this little speech for Helen to tell the kids here, was that there’s expectations for animation. You make this connection with animation and superheroes, you think Saturday morning. And Saturday morning, they have these very strange shows, completely designed around conflict, and yet no one ever dies or gets really injured, or there’s no consequence to it. I think that came out of, you know, a team of psychologists determined that it was bad for children. And I think just the opposite. I think that it’s better if kids realize that there’s a cost, and that if the hero gets injured and still has to fight, it’s more dramatic, and it’s closer to life, you know. I wanted to say that this was a different realm. This is not one of those films where we put a pillow around every experience.
- Brad Bird, The Incredibles DVD Commentary Track, 2004
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