Me: Wait… Before we go in, can I roll to kick the castle doors open like a badass?
DM: Hell yeah
*rolls a 4*
DM: You kick at the doors but you don’t have enough force. One slowly swings open partially and all of the staff on the inside and outside are staring at you. Good luck with your dignity.
concept; bill wurtz history of the adventure zone
Anonymous“one time three dudes and their dad were like hey let’s pretend to be competent at adventuring, but just for a second, but then whoops people liked it so they said hey let’s try doing this MORE, for the ~beautiful fans~
and thus accidentally started what became a very popular podcast with INTRIGUE and MAGIC and also NO DOGS (except for that one dog that one time)
and just a touch of ~Tragic Backstory~
but, ironically, very few demonstrations of competence”
no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it
Okay, can I just talk about this comic series for a second? This has got to be the most hilarious comic series I have ever seen. This is AJ & Magnus, a Calvin and Hobbes inspired comic series about an adopted kid, his talking dog, and his 2 gay parents. The humor is really good, very quick and to the point. This series is beautiful, please, give them your love!
zangief one of his dads is zangief
the signs as history of the entire world
Aries: Here comes the Assyrian empire-- never mind it's the Babylo-- Media-- it's the Persian Empire! (wow, that's big)
Taurus: ...they never got Ethiopia...
Gemini: Coming soon to a dank river valley near you
Cancer: It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you.
Leo: here's some huge heads. Must be the Olmecs.
Virgo: You could make a reli-- no, don't
Libra: It's a great idea. He was great. And now he's dead.
Scorpio: Don't worry about Rome, it won't fall.
Sagittarius: Actually, never. And also now. Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right?
Capricorn: This whole thing is bullshit that's a scam fuck the church
Aquarius: What's on the menu? Communism!
Pisces: ...Wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?
friendly reminder to “programmers”
if you’re not using one of these languages you’re a fraud and a hack
- z80 assembly
- dozens of arduinos hooked up to eachother, each one functioning as a single logic gate
- warioware diy
- snakes trained to use a mouse and keyboard
- arbitrary code execution in gen 2 pokemon
- scratch
- dungeons and dragons 3.5
- arbitrary code execution in gen 1 pokemon
- sbahjsic
