undercitytwerkteam:

i got out of bed because i had a really good idea for a url and HAD to take it before anyone else infringed on my patent

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black-to-the-bones:
“  According to a report generated by the ACLU, of the one million incarcerated women in the U.S, 30 percent of them are black.
This despite the fact that black women make up only 13 percent of the overall female population.
This...

black-to-the-bones:

According to a report generated by the ACLU, of the one million incarcerated women in the U.S, 30 percent of them are black. 

This despite the fact that black women make up only 13 percent of the overall female population. 

This week several black-led organizations have united to bail out mother’s in more than a dozen jails across the country just in time for the Mother’s day.

This is the community. We stay united ,we fight and bring joy and happiness.

glumshoe:

storgictrash:

glumshoe:

Today I was teaching my campers how to start a fire with flint and steel. As they grew increasingly frustrated, I mentioned that in a real survival scenario, they might use other tools and flammable materials at their dispense, like a camera lens or isopropyl alcohol.

I turned around to help two kids arrange their tinder. “Hey Ship, watch this!” called a voice. I looked over my shoulder to witness my favorite student create a fucking flamethrower by igniting aerosol sunscreen. 

When the screams of surprise stopped, I said, “Good job. Very resourceful. Now please don’t do that again.” 

I love this, no degrading, no punishment just, you did good don’t burn us.

he solved my fire puzzle, just… not in a way I ever want to see a child under my care so again

grasshaus:

don’t confuse accents and language barriers with lack of intelligence

They know two or more languages and chances are, the people who make fun of them only know one

soaringsparrows:
“ rebelsofshield:
“ ninastestanin:
“ christmas-type-furret:
“ This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.
”
Holy shit ._.
”
Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean,...

soaringsparrows:

rebelsofshield:

ninastestanin:

christmas-type-furret:

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

Holy shit ._.

Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.

For those having trouble reading the text:


We had a campaign in D&D where we assembled a steampunk-ish time machine. After many sessions travelling through time, uncovering mysteries and learning harsh lessons about changing history, we had to stop a time-travelling cult from destroying the gods, and therefore the world. We failed.

Our machine crashed, we were stranded earlier than we had ever been able to travel. We found the Gods, but only a few of them were present - it was as if some had never existed. Then we realised - we had to become those Gods. Our party was entirely divine (Cleric, Paladin, Avenger, Invoker), and each of us was a worshipper of a god who had been unmade - and we were the only people in existence with enough knowledge of the forgotten deities to assume their roles.

But two of the players were worshippers of Io (in his twin forms of Tiamat and Bahamut, who would of course form later after Io’s ‘death’), and only one could become Io. The other would have to be the un-created Asmodeus.

So the most just, honourable and dedicated Lawful Good paladin I’ve ever seen roleplayed became the god of tyranny and evil. If he hadn’t, the gods would never have defeated the primordials, and the world would never have been completed.

In our setting, Asmodeus is every bit the epitome of evil you would expect him to be. Nobody but the gods who abide his presence know him as otherwise. He adheres to his role because he knows he has to - and that in doing so, the world can exist. He can never tell anyone his duty, and no-one who knows can ever discuss it.

In the farthest recesses of the Nine Hells, in a chamber sealed tighter than any other in existence is a pocketwatch of finest gnome craft with a photo of his family in it - his wife, son, and little baby girl.

They were killed by an orc army marching under the orders and banner of Asmodeus. Their deaths are what drove him to become an adventurer.

heartscore:

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn
• licorice
• peanut butter + chocolate
• mint + chocolate
• sour candies

scifiseries:
“My friend got his son a new toy.
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scifiseries:

My friend got his son a new toy.