gahdamnpunk:

Some journalists really need to be fired

tubehuman:

thejogging:

Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014

Alt-Lit

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this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it

lilrabbitssong:

lilrabbitssong:

ultrafacts:

Source: [x]

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

So average Canadians?

Let me clarify I mean the polite and non-violent. The average Canadian is not a bank robber.

confessionsofanerd:

protectblkwomen:

hi-imkingdavid:

melonmemes:

Whole world gotta stop for 1 lil whitey down the hole!

She came such a long way from the scary movie franchise. I’m so proud of her

Truly. She’s living her best life and I’m here for it

Ok let’s be honest her and Anna Farris were the best parts of the Scary Movie franchise by faaaaar

agreed.

angimoto:

a christmas wish

tumblr / twitter

adrianianam:

roguesquadron2:

STAND NAME:  「RIDES THE BUS」

STAND MASTER: AL YANKOVIC

Weird Al himself is canon in JJBA. Not someone with his namesake, just Al himself.

There’s no reason in canon that Weird Al, the ACTUAL Weird Al, couldn’t have been shot by the arrow and gained a stand.

This image is completely canon compliant.

crustybagelbites:

caliborn goes to starbucks [audio]

haiku-oezu:

applsidra:

THE SHIT THAT KOJIMA DOES 

BLESS

They never notice the extra underscore in the twitter handle…

or the unverified status

sarajevski:

mistaken-identities:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

HEY LOOK

AN ACTUAL THING THAT I LIKE

This is the guy who’s simultaneously considered one of the rightly guided Caliphs by the Sunnis and one of the Imams by the Shias btw

spoopy-ceetee:

schwerergustav:

cookingwithroxy:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

electrobytes:

most important thing to know about canon nepeta tbh

Murder noises

She is ADORABLE.

@spoopy-ceetee

Reminder that one of the flashes had Nepeta and Equius talking about their relationship, with Equius feeling guilty that he didn’t contribute anything to their relationship even though Nepeta did so much for him.

Her reaction was basically “The only thing stopping me from killing millions with my bare hands and living in the wild as a feral creature is the absurdly strict rules you made me live by. THAT IS PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.”