highqueenmargeaux:

eugenesims:

My personal favorite LGBT memes:

• “Harold, they’re lesbians”
  
• “[Anything completely irrelevant to the LGBT community but happens to be enjoyed by many LGBT people] is gay culture”
• “I’m not heterophobic I have a straight friend”
• Acting like Macklemore is the savior of the LGBT community
• Insisting the Babadook is gay
  
• Posts that exaggerate how straight people write gay people (But let’s be real is it really exaggerating?)
• “6 months on HRT” [Picture of something unrelated] “vs 4 years on HRT” [Picture of something vaguely similar but drastically different]
  
• “There are only two genders” [Two pictures that are completely unrelated to gender]
  
• “LGBT stands for:” [One or all the letters are changed to completely irrelevant things. Notably if one letter is changed it’s usually the T, or even the B]. (Example: “LGBT stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, uhh… Transformers…”)
  
• Using football as a way to reference straight people without outright saying it, as if you’re too hesitant to say “straight/heterosexual” out loud

Honestly all of them are good but I can’t be here all day

• “[Slight inconveniences/annoyances that everyone deals with on a daily basis] is homophobic.”
  

“[character] is gay now. sorry, I don’t make the rules”

curb-san:

Someone: ugh why is everything bad all the time?

Me:

heartofscylla:

• (in reference to the continents) “yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, happens all the time” same 
• “sweet dank valley" 
• “whoops half of Europe just died" 
• “wait! said Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack" 
• “damn, said amsterdam” *moment of silence to let the viewer think about that* 
• “you could make a religion out of that” 
  
• ‘let’s overthrow the palace’ said robespierre, cutting everyone’s head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off- you could make a relig-no don't “ 
  

pepppily:

history of japan:

history of the entire world i guess:

koiofthetrees:

bill wurtz’s videos are like a lucid dream that is also a fever dream but when i wake up I’ve learned a couple secrets of the universe i can only partially remember and also the phrase ‘nice going, genghis’

mandalorevevo:

trying to eat food straight out of the oven

absurdonaut:

you:

me:

astral-pouch:

when another “history of” video by bill wurtz gets released and u can sense the memes coming