conservativeleague:

If only there were some way to stop measles.

Oh that’s right.

notbillwurtz:

Continuity.

ask-oppositestuck:

((OKAY th only reason im drawing two requests for u is cause i absolutely love this sm…,,, good job))

segadreamcastwebbrowser2point0:

next time someone talks about how funny the wendy’s twitter is remind them of this

worst part is that surreal misuse of memes is in itself a meme. the only thing it was missing was being a horribly compressed jpg

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

you know when dogs do the tiny growl before they bark? that means they’re charging up the bark to be more powerful

i knew this post would connect with you guys. im glad. please enjoy this dog post

odinsblog:

stability:

How much US spends on military (roughly $600b)

How much US sends on education vs. military 

Why what Amanda Carpenter said is ignorant 

prozdvoices:

games where your choices don’t actually matter

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

friend: hey we’re gonna hang out outside wanna come?

me:

friend: man why not?

me:

oolongearlgrey:

jesus-lizard-journal:

dinuguan:

hell yeah

#HE HAS NO STYLE, #HE HAS NO GRACE, #THIS KONG, #IS GOING TO SPACE.

“This is mission control. What’s your status, moon ape?”

“oo”