Silver Tongue

fanbottherobotperson:
“I didn’t know Doofus Rick was such an optimistic nihilist? As if I couldn’t love him even more.
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I didn’t know Doofus Rick was such an optimistic nihilist? As if I couldn’t love him even more.

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

bai-xue:

Someone buy this man a beer

bai-xue:

Someone buy this man a beer

tastefullyoffensive:

Go go go! (via SarahFoxes)

rnoistness:

manafromheaven:
Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding
my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

jakeypotter:

when you do a really shit job at something but it’s complete nonetheless

peabug:

nods rapidly while making direct eye contact with all of you