I think Mimes are probably more deadly than Clowns and heres why:
Mimes are silent. You can’t hear them creeping up upon you late in the night.
Clowns are constantly squeaking and honking and their big flappy fat feet flip flop on the ground loudly.
Mimes are some ancient Gods of some sort because they can conjure anything from thin air and its also invisible. How can you fight what you cant see.
What’re Clowns gonna do? Spray you with Seltzer water? Throw a pie in your face? Boo.
what are clowns gonna DO? eat you alive thats what. skin you. god im fucking terrified of clowns i couldnt even read this post ebcause i was shaking
has op ever been near clowns bc i tell you that youll be on one side of the cotton candy machine with the clown on the other and youll look at your phone for 2 damn seconds to update fucking candy crush saga and then SQUEAK from behind you theyre there theyre right behind you making a duck they didnt even have balloons the last time u looked what are u gonna fucking do
You guys are foolish.
A clown has no weapons besides the gags they have been given by whatever Elder God created them.
They are bound by a singular law – anything they do has to be for comedic effect.
By the time the time they get a chance to kill you you could be GONE because everything they gotta do is take a fucking comedically long time. They have to set up a joke before they can strike. This is the Clown Law.
Mimes are god damn silent and have the most dark and depressing face.
You can look in their eyes and they have nothing to fucking lose. Theres no life there.
Mimes are bound by no fucking law.
You guys are looking into the mainstream too much and not realizing the bigger threat than Clowns.
Im not trying to say Clowns are not ENTIRELY not a threat. Because they can be.
They can kill and have tried.
But the mimes are WORSE. More DEADLY. and the fact that no one has seen them comin in the first place just gives them more of an advantage
IM TRYING TO WARN EVERYONE OF THE INCOMING DANGER.
youre fearmongering and also distracting from the bigger issue of clowns here. lets take a look at the facts.
That’s just whats REPORTED..
A Clown leaves evidence. Due to their also bright and flamboyant character as a Clown they’re easy to spot and put in the crime
Mimes dont leave evidence. All their tactics to kill involve some invisible unseen force.
They can suffocate you and make it look like an accident or something natural.
Again, they’re silent and blend more in the dark than a clown, and are possibly much more faster to escape the sceneth
There’s possible thousands of deaths from Mimes that are undocumented and the poor victims will never see justice.
they can trap you in a box and leave you to starve
I don’t wanna like, dwell on this too much because it really bums me out but like
I kinda hate the idea that once something hits a certain level of popularity it’s suddenly gotta turn into this like, horrible and obnoxious thing that you’ve gotta be ashamed to like? Like, the idea that an interest can turn into something “cringy” just on the basis of like. A lotta people enjoying it. And a lotta buzz about it. That kinda sucks imo
the thing that baffles me the most is that most of the time it comes from ppl who see themselves as seasoned internet explorers who have seen it all before, but? if thats true, why are you surprised? why are you wasting your energy? if youve decided anything with a tag that moves a little fast will make you irrationally upset, why don’t you also know how to blacklist and unfollow and just tune stuff out that doesn’t affect or interest you? if a teenager making a coffeeshop au ruins an entire series for you, i don’t think thats the teen’s fault. people are so boring
in my personal experience, it tends to be the ones who complain about fandoms going downhill that make the fandom go downhill. Like, if they didn’t complain about the fandom latching onto a specific character or fan members drawing porn, then there wouldn’t be nearly as much infighting.
“Functional, healthy family relationships can’t be funny! Only dysfunctional relationships where the family members despise each other can be hilarious!”
UM
“Everything has to be edgy and dark and violent and push the line to be good!”
If you genuinely believe that, then you’re not trying hard enough.
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