linguisticparadox:

shittyninja:

“pineapples” except pronounced like “minneapolis”

No

minneapolis pronounced like pineapples

targuzzler:

dreamhouse777:

targuzzler:

dreamhouse777:

mediumsizedboy:

dreamhouse777:

what silly motherfucker came up with the name ‘fuddruckers’

that silly motherfucker was Albert Einstein

what silly mother fucker came up with the name albert einstein lmaooooo

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lmaoooooo what kind of year is 1879. who named it that

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pearlitariat:
“ pearlitariat:
“im ready to burn my tongue off and astrally project into the signing of the federalist papers
”
it’s like. a carbonated oreo. i dont know whats happening in my mouth right now mr jefferson
”

pearlitariat:

pearlitariat:

im ready to burn my tongue off and astrally project into the signing of the federalist papers

it’s like. a carbonated oreo. i dont know whats happening in my mouth right now mr jefferson

shegleauxn:

blackovereverythang:

nevaehtyler:

In case someone still denies the existence of white privilege..

@ white people be like Sarah

They racist as fuck in Washtenaw. Not surprised.

thatfuckingcrowv2:
“ dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds
”

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

beyonslayed:

chiripepe:

politico:

Schumer calls for special prosecutor, suggests cover-up

By AUSTIN WRIGHT and SEUNG MIN KIM

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) urged deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to appoint a special prosecutor for the federal probe into the Trump campaign’s ties with Russian officials — warning that failing to do so will lead the public to “rightly suspect” that FBI Director James Comey’s surprise firing Tuesday “was part of a cover-up.”

“The only way the American people can have faith in this investigation is for it to be led by a fearless independent special prosecutor,” Schumer told reporters at the Capitol. “If Deputy Attorney General Rosenstein does not appoint an independent special prosecutor, every American will rightly suspect that the decision to fire Director Comey was part of a cover-up.”

Read more here

holy shit

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tastefullyoffensive:

The Lonely Wizard (by Updates Mondays)

notmusa:
“ notmusa:
“chips
”
this has been reblogged to a bunch of different nursing tumblrs & apparently its a thing that actually happens all the time. bless u nurses
”

notmusa:

notmusa:

chips

this has been reblogged to a bunch of different nursing tumblrs & apparently its a thing that actually happens all the time. bless u nurses

targuzzler:

markingatlightspeed:

notyour–honey:

pr1nc30fn0p3:

afrosandathames:

Paul Ryan has TURNED OFF HIS PHONE AND FAX so as to no longer hear the overwhelming protests of repealing the ACA, Obamacare.
So here is a new tactic:
Since Paul Ryan has blocked his office phones and fax numbers, and is turning away people who show up to deliver petitions, time to change tactics.
Please mail postcards to his HOME address saying NO to defunding Planned Parenthood, NO to repealing the ACA, and NO to privatizing Medicare!
PAUL RYAN
700 ST. LAWRENCE AVE.
JANESVILLE, WI 53545
Please reblog this info. Let’s see what 67 million cards in the driveway looks like!

Ya know, putting his address up on a public forum is kinda fucked up, right?

Ya know, taking healthcare away from thousands of people and making it near impossible for them to voice their opinions on this very much life or death matter is kinda fucked up, right?

He lost the right to not having his personal mailbox flooded when he decided to close any and all governmental avenues for the public to contact a man who was elected to REPRESENT THE PUBLIC’S INTERESTS.

Representative democracy only works when the representatives (or senator in this case) actually represent their constituents.

Fuck Paul Ryan. He’s a sniveling coward.

y’all seriously crying over paul FUCKING ryan getting doxxed i swear to fucking god he isn’t some random person that said something vaguely problematic, he’s a corrupt politician trying to kill thousands of people with a hugely disgusting piece of legislation that will cripple healthcare in the country he’s supposed to be taking care of. the misplaced morality here is fucking astounding