I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
how about a series where vampires have taken over the world and there are only two places where human resistance remains strong and that’s italy and texas?
[Context: We’re playing Dusk City Outlaws, where the Judge plays the role of the GM]
Grifter: I’m going to wash the guard uniforms.
Judge: Okay, I think that just happens, you don’t need to roll–
Alchemist: Wait, I want to assist! Okay, as an alchemist, I’ve created a badass laundry detergent. It gets your whites whiter, your colors brighter, and it’s just the most kickass laundry detergent ever.
Boss: I get some of my goons and they just go to town on those dirty guard uniforms.
Grifter: And all this is happening like in a sports anime, just overdramatic shots and sprays of water and it looks amazing.
