sagadaily:

No matter how we’re eventually raised, all of our stories begin the exact same way. 

They all end the same, too. 

missgrumpypotato:

pr1nceshawn:

The Customer Is Not Always Right.

Oh my god 

riftwitch:

Classic Joker: “This chair is rigged to measure the audience’s laughter and give you an electric shock proportional to the volume - not funny, you say? Well, the audience has been gassed up just enough that they’ll find anything funny - even Harley reading from the phonebook!”

Current Joker: *Stabs people with a knife. Laughs.*

barjonabombers:
“ bonesofyarn:
“ jaxblade:
“ realanimetraining:
“Happy Piccolo Day!!
”
HAPPY PICCOLO DAY
” ”

barjonabombers:

bonesofyarn:

jaxblade:

realanimetraining:

Happy Piccolo Day!!

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY

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silver-tongues-blog:
“so i like the headcanon that garfield the deals warlock is a short catfolk
”

silver-tongues-blog:

so i like the headcanon that garfield the deals warlock is a short catfolk

silver-tongues-blog:
“ My days as a shopkeep are over. I’ve been humiliated. I’m out of the game!
”

silver-tongues-blog:

My days as a shopkeep are over. I’ve been humiliated. I’m out of the game!

kennedying:
“ bemusedlybespectacled:
“ flockof:
“ stayingwoke:
“ intergalacticsociety:
“But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm
”
This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase “undocumented”...

kennedying:

bemusedlybespectacled:

flockof:

stayingwoke:

intergalacticsociety:

But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm

This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase “undocumented” they’re using it incorrectly because if they were truly undocumented then they would’ve be in system. However these immigrants are in the system and they pay taxes, file tax returns and get no benefits that citizens and legal residents get. They also get to see ICE showing up at their doors because the government has their addresses. Fun fact. “Undocumented” workers pays $12 billion dollars every year in taxes. https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/

Reblogging for info.

“Undocumented” just means “without papers,” i.e. a social security card, valid visa, etc. They’re still on databases and whatnot, they just don’t have the documentation that allows them to reap the benefits.

so if it didn’t click- the government is aware of their presence and gladly taking their money under the table while simultaneously promoting the idea that undocumented people are a threat and encouraging hatred and distrust of them
it’s super messed up, literally the scheme of an evil villain, and it’s really happening

canonbisexual:

canonbisexual:

character: does not have an clearly established physical appearance/a humanoid form in canon

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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

glyndarling:

glenn-griffon:

star-anise:

thepositivecattitude:

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

secretgaygentdanvers:
“ phroyd:
“ Sophie Scholl’s last words:
““How can we expect righteousness to prevail when there is hardly anyone willing to give himself up individually to a righteous cause? Such a fine sunny day, and I have to go, but what...

secretgaygentdanvers:

phroyd:

Sophie Scholl’s last words: 

“How can we expect righteousness to prevail when there is hardly anyone willing to give himself up individually to a righteous cause? Such a fine sunny day, and I have to go, but what does my death matter, if through us thousands of people are awakened and stirred to action?”

Phroyd

Quote from Traudl Junge, Hitler’s private secretary from 1942-45:

Of course, the terrible things I heard from the Nuremberg Trials, about the six million Jews and the people from other races who were killed, were facts that shocked me deeply. But I wasn’t able to see the connection with my own past. I was satisfied that I wasn’t personally to blame and that I hadn’t known about those things. I wasn’t aware of the extent. But one day I went past the memorial plaque which had been put up for Sophie Scholl in Franz Josef Strasse, and I saw that she was born the same year as me, and she was executed the same year I started working for Hitler. And at that moment I actually sensed that it was no excuse to be young, and that it would have been possible to find things out.