Silver Tongue

gay-pirate-anime:

this 4kids comp has me fucking crying. idk what’s more funny, zoro’s animal noises, “you’re toast and I’m the toaster,” or sonic giving luffy his straw hat

nyanoraptor:

for today’s news, consummate crybaby loser Elon Musk repeatedly forced a verification checkmark on renowned twitter user dril, after dril made a series of tweets making fun of twitter blue subscribers and promoting the #blocktheblue hashtag.

dril was never verified, even before the verification system update. elon’s use of applying the verified status on dril is explicitly a punishment and attempted mockery from the viewpoint of somebody with over one hundred billion dollars to his name.

also, forcing somebody to apparently endorse a product or service you are selling against their will is illegal.

randomencounters:

the-antlered-one:

moaccyrk:

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Saw this tweet on one of discord servers I wander around and I felt like I had to draw her.

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Also, I needed an excuse to practice with some krita brushes.

@lesserknownwaifus

Encounter: Susie the Catgirl, ATV enthusiast and minor Nintendo spokesperson

whatwwwwwww:

is-the-owl-video-cute:

prozac:

prozac:

Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

If you see this animal every day at work, and it sings to you during your hardest bouts of labor, you will be distraught if it dies. Even if you know this creature is meant to die in lieu of you, you still hear it when the labor is at its hardest and your muscles are struggling against the weight of your work. It is so small, smaller than your soot-stained hands and louder than the death that follows you. You dont want it to die. The same as a woman does not want her candle to run out ; she knows that is the point, its flame is meant to burn the wick and melt the wax ; but she is not indifferent to its wasting away. She may even save her favorite candle as not to burn it too quickly. Now imagine you are that woman, and there is a way to rebuild your favorite candle that you love the smell of and the way it flickers. Would she rather throw her candle out? Or would she rebuild it? That is a canary to these miners. Would you allow an animal to just die when it has been singing for you? It reminds you that it is alive, and you are too. Its stop of song signifies the lethal danger you are in. Why abandon it? Is the miners’ love for a little bird really that surprising?

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Why does this read as though written by a coal miner of the era in which a canary was needed.

Because time is an illusion and love is infinite

celica-soupra:
“That’s… that’s an antitank rifle
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celica-soupra:

That’s… that’s an antitank rifle

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eight-bitty:
“shitpeoplesayintf2:
“here now you guys can reblog this from someone who isnt a fascist
”
:3
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eight-bitty:

shitpeoplesayintf2:

here now you guys can reblog this from someone who isnt a fascist

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:3