taz-quotes:

Taako: Out of the way, Taako’s rushing in!

Travis: … Magnus follows him?

Clint: Merle’s good out here.

Griffin: What’s going on?!

intindra:

Sick POTG Link

andauril:

jkemosabe:

stormethecat:

red-king-4:

> Headcanon: Baby Khajit are often mistaken for kittens and small cats, so they would accidentally be adopted by loving humans, who soon freak out when the cat fucking talks back.

SO…

‘who ish the cutesht of them all??’

‘I am’

Now that would be a story for the ages.

Fun fact: Every form of feline in the Elder Scrolls series is actually a breed of Khajiit. Apparently what form of Khajiit you’re born as is defined by the cycle of the moons

OMG WHERE DID THIS CHART COME FROM ITS GREAT I LOVE IT

Well, not EVERY feline, there are cats who are genuiely cats. However, some khajiit really do resemble housecats. Other resemble tigers. And others resemble mer (bosmer, more specifically.)

TLDR: I love khajiits.

nepeta2dope:

unbelievable

mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator:

tripropellant:

i love the implication here that he doesn’t usually exist in the real world

He doesn’t.

fizzybubblespop:

smallestgrackle:

sounddesignerjeans:

hurloaned:

Are you Straight or BI or Gay or Lotion?

are you Straight or BI or Gay or Lando-Calrissian

justsomeantifas:

them: if you don’t like a corporation just don’t buy from them
me:

me: I could go on if you want me to

nyapping:

beta-tapes:

What would you do if you knew you were dying in your sleep tonight?