renegadeboys:

“what the fuck is wrong with me?” i ask, fully aware of the mood, personality, and anxiety disorders i have

systlin:

brainlessoutofdate:

This is so relatable, I’m dying.

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

sarcasticasides:

1 more quick hacked genji thing

chittychittycoco:

blondetrash:

bohoindie:

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

partnership not ownership

Reblog until I die

first semester goals: get a 4.0 gpa, do all readings and have comprehensive notes, attend all my lectures, start my papers three weeks in advance
second semester goals: don't kill myself or become an alcoholic

xzienne:

lightsinthevoid:

I’m delirious with fever rn but can you imagine a world where griffin mcelroy and cecil baldwin switched voices

“Don’t go into the dog park y’all. Just…just don’t, please, I’m begging you, don’t do it. Cos if you do it, I’m gonna be a sad little boy and you don’ want that!”

dogsenpai:

if ur a werewolf youre invited to Hit Me Up w ur big paws and maybe break some of my bones but its ok

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it

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sssshit. hshsit shit shit shit sshit sthis thi sthi shit

fischotterchen:

fischotterchen:

“i headcanon this character as asexual!”

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“…because they’re an innocent little baby untouched by filth UwU”

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“i headcanon this character as aromantic!”

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“…because they’re too evil to ever love anyone”

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