Everybody Hates Jerry

yourplayersaidwhat:

NPC Captain: “What happened here, what was that huge boom?”

NPC Crew: “Jerry dropped a thunderstone.“ 

NPC Captain: “How did Jerry get a thunderstone?…. Wait did he buy a thundersto- HOW COULD HE AFFORD A THUNDERSTONE!?! WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS GAVE JERRY MONEY????????”

wicked-akuma:

Thus began a beautiful rivalry.

odinsblog:

It’s time to stop talking about The Handmaid’s Tale like it’s futuristic dystopian fiction. The war on women is real and Republicans are trying to legislate rape culture into law.

lars: has an obvious panic attack
someone: wow i hate him for having a perfectly normal reaction to such a horrifying event that had just taken place
fishfingersandscarves:
“ascension is pretty sweet
”

fishfingersandscarves:

ascension is pretty sweet

first rule of storytelling: nobody dies during the beach episode

thenimbus:

catslock:

a-random-mod:

laughterbynight:

gts-lab:

Guys…that awesome “Cosplay” of number 18 is, in fact, a true Animatronic.
Build up for a scientific exhibition in a Japanese Mall, the Animatronic has sensors that capture movements, so it can follow you with her eyes.

CAUSE THAT’S NOT CREEPY AT ALL

Oh yeah let’s just build the android that killed all earth. That’s a good idea.

image

Holy shit

incorrect-taz-quotes:

Magnus: Is the equipment secure?
Taako: Check.
Magnus: Weapon loaded?
Taako: Check.
Magnus: Did you have breakfast?
Taako: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Magnus: I added it because I care about you.
Taako: No, I did not have breakfast.
Magnus: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
[Taako finds a breakfast bar in his pocket]
Taako: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.
Magnus: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

maladaptive-menagerie:

my psychiatrist: the base treatment for mood disorders is a regular sleep schedule

me: like this?