meiamandrew:

The new republican healthcare bill

scotchtapeofficial:

bando–grand-scamyon:

trulybomb:

Free him

@mysticdragoonzeref @lyricism1898

notasithlord:

wocinsolidarity:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

Omg look at petas response
Holy shit what the fuck burn them omg

so when we say fuck PETA you know where we’re coming from

This is practically how a lot of these privileged rich vegans think, so I’m not surprised. 

thunderhunk:

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

breakfast soda

trainwreckgenerator:

she thinks of her friends, and she prays for sunrise

trainwreckgenerator:

twins

kasindrarules:

escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

joannega:

weavemama:

HOLY SHIT

it literally looks real rsjldfjsl

lesbianlegbreaker:

impryceless:

collegehumor:

Relatable. 

Office Job vs Retail Job by @noobtheloser

Check out Confessions of a Retail Worker

Oh

#I told my mom once about the ‘lean / clean’ thing and she straight-up didn’t believe me #BUT SURELY THEY LET YOU SIT DOWN WHEN THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS #she said to me confidently #oh mom 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA “sit down when there are no customers,” that’s a good one!

utahime5: