quibbs:

this has been in my drafts for a year but thinking about how much cooler ana is than her daughter is a constant

creampuff-shenanigans:

deafreaperventus:

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

murderous-crows:

*gay intensifies*

are you saying there are people so gay they’re unable to be seen by humans

asexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals, and aromantics

asexuals and aromantics are infragay and pansexuals and bisexuals are ultragay

pondwitch:

skumpitt:

go-go-powdergangers:

you have to be fucking kidding me

Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story.

me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on a keyboard for me? since i saved your life and all?

my best friend fawkes: tbh dude i could but it’d be cooler if you just fucking died

For those who dont know, in the end of fallout 3, theres a code that needs to be entered in a heavily irradiated room. Most people would die from going in that room. There are a few companions that are immune to radiation. Fawkes is one of them and fawkes is a good aligned character. This ending was so shitty that the outrage resulted in bathesda making DLC with post game content in the form of broken steel.

kingoftheunderground:

do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”

gahdamnpunk:

goawfma:

this some bs, i can’t

Man I’m tired

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

maojin:

is this some kind of weird power trip

manyblinkinglights:

nuggetemily:

spocks-brain:

Flash freezing some samples with liquid nitrogen!

wait. wait wait. they let you play with liquid nitrogen?

okay. here is a HILARIOUS thing you can do with liquid nitrogen and 1 or 2 bottles of shaving cream.

okay so step one is you dunk the shaving cream into the liquid nitrogen. completely submerge it and let it freeze. the shaving cream i mean. then take out the shaving cream. you probably don’t need me to tell you this but for other people, you want to use tongs and safety gloves so you don’t lose a hand or two doing this. now you have frozen shaving cream. what do you do with frozen shaving cream? well, first you have to peel off the canister so you have just the shaving cream floating free. you had to freeze it first so that it wouldn’t explode when you do this part. now you have a frozen brick (or two if you did two) of shaving cream. so what do we do now?

we put that shit inside someone’s car we hate and/or love to prank on.

as it warms, it will gradually expand to fill the entire vehicle.

oh god BLESS