Context: I’m dming for the first time for a group of friends who’ve never played before either, and we decided to do a simple, tutorial-like campaign just to test the waters. The game starts in a prison that they were SUPPOSED to escape from within the first half-hour to get on to the fun part, except that two of the five players got critical failures on their stealth rolls and now the guards are coming.
Rogue: I roll to persuade the guard to fight the other guards
DM (me): I- okay, I mean, you can try but-
Rogue: *rolls a fourteen*
DM (me): …what are you saying?
Rogue: I’m convincing him to fight?
DM (me): no like, what words are coming out of your mouth? You can’t just magically persuade by getting good rolls you need to actually say something to get him to do what you want
Rogue: oh… uh…. I tell him that I have a lot of wealth and money and will give him some if he helps get us out of here!
DM (me): … I’m…. I’m giving you disadvantage on this
Rogue: what? why?
DM (me): you, a bloodied and dirt-covered prisoner, convicted of theft on the outside and then murder once you were already in jail, sentenced to death and caught trying to escape, are telling this hired muscle, this working family man, that you are actually rich, and are trying to bribe him to fight his co-workers to the death. I am giving you disadvantage on this roll.
Rogue: … *rolls a three*
DM (me): the guard swings his sword towards you and strikes you for three damage
Rogue: f&*$
collab with @casentine !! he did the lines, and I did the colors! I had lots of fun with this, so I hope nyall enjoy it too :3c I linked the other half of the collab below next to the full res for this photo :0
Center of the Universe
The so-called Center of the Universe in downtown Tulsa is marked by a small concrete circle in the middle of a larger circle of bricks. It’s not much to look at, but looking isn’t really the point.
The “Center of the Universe” is a little-known mysterious acoustic phenomenon. If you stand in the middle of the circle and make a noise, the sound is echoed back several times louder than it was made. Even more strange, no one standing outside of the circle can hear a thing. It’s your own private amplified echo chamber.
As the legend goes, a foghorn could be going off in the center of the circle and those on the outside wouldn’t hear it. This may be an exaggeration, but your voice does sound extremely distorted when heard from outside the circle. It’s an incredible effect. Still, though many people have studied the cause of the odd anomaly there’s no clear consensus. (Source)
THIS IS SO WILD WTF
I swear I learn the best things on @sixpenceee‘s blog!
This is true!!@sixpenceeeI live in Tulsa and I have videos from one of my birthdays that I spent there and you can’t hear a thing.
i just wanna say for any of u that arent british the sun literally has zero credibility in the uk. like everybody knows it as a sleazy tabloid thats racist, sexist and full of shit. it has a section dedicated to pictures of topless women and one of it’s columnists is katie hopkins, literally the most hated woman in Britain. like its widely read and popular but it’s reputation is probably the lowest of the low
Okay but when you said the sun I thought you meant the actual literal sun and I was so confused
we don’t have the real sun in the uk as a punishment for our sins
Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that shit instantly cos I ain’t EVER giving them the satisfaction.
Oh my fucKING GOD
Wait stop this is a game changer.
i have reblogged this 4 times; i have thought about this every fucking day
Reminder!
“If every woman in the world woke up tomorrow and decided that she loved herself and loved her body just the way it is, how many industries would go out of business?”
IMPORTANT
Hey look a few more industries for us millennials to kill!
This is the most motivating thing I’ve ever seen in regards to me stopping hating on my self
Just your daily reminder that Toph Bei Fong does not give a fuck.
#but like #look at those legs #look how she moves #she is twelve there #can you imagine at 17??? #or 22????? #or 36??’????? #can you imagine how good at fucking she is??????????? #i want to die
reblogging for those impeccable tags
“I want a gamer gf so we can fuck while playing games ;)”
unfortunately the landsmeet requires all of my concentration. it is down to me to ensure the throne of ferelden passes into safe hands
😂😂😂😂@fereldenpeach
