
only Alfred would spend 3 months with a dangerous dog to prove a point to Bruce and only Bruce could totally miss the point
my friends who have dogs: this is my beautiful son he is not very smart but hes such a good kind boy
my friends who have cats: this is my terrible daughter she is very soft and has tiny beans
my friends who have birds: this is the wretched foul gremlin who lives in my house and screams very loud. i love her




