airyairyquitecontrary:

wtfmanga:

alfiethesnip:

pokecrettes:

rightinthecrystalfeels:

CHOOSE

YOUR

FIGHTER

I’m ded

Excuse me but where is the Dracula that eats hamburgers?

Got ya covered

(From: “Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned”)

I choose burger dracula

neurodivergent-crow:

kianahsaro:

maverikloki:

interrobang-incorporated:

maverikloki:

maverikloki:

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

K… but why conjugations of to be?

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

Demons?? In my toilet?? It’s more likely than you th

asktentacletiki:

adreamingofguns:

nicht-alles-gold:

I’m not usually one to hop (haha) onto the meme train but I found that comic absolutely delightful.

hahahahahahahaha

thes3nator:

ewonenaellav:

i think the composition of this picture is really fucking funny but i’m scared of reblogging it without verbally disavowing its vague endorsement of assassinating a public figure

Don’t worry guys, I got you covered.

capitalistmas:

gal-ix:

Don’t hurt Wario like that

wario gets the money himself by plundering tombs and ancient treasures. he doesnt exploit millions of people for personal gain. He may be a tomb raider but hes not a capitalist.

jordansguccihat:

when you find a snake and you pick it up bc you love snakes vs when it turns out to be your hoe ass brother trying to stab u

daggercube:

dimetrodone:

Why does Buster’s father look like this??

Originally posted by bloodvaper

iamoutofideas:

kompanie-mutter:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

look no further than this for evidence that the alt right has been flooded with baby boomers coopting the language and culture of the youth who established it. its a literal video of ajit pai doing the harlem shake.

this was either written by a 45-year-old undercover government shill or a random text generator trained on r/theDonald

this was written by ajit himself

broromini:

didyousaymaraudersormurder:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW DRACO MALFOY IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MEME YOU CANT TELL ME HOGWARTS STUDENTS DIDNT SAY “my father will hear about this” OR “potter” ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED I JUST WONT ALLOW IT

I’m picturing instead of “thanks Obama” everyone just mutters “POTTER” every time something small goes wrong. Everyone loses their shit when Harry one day spills ink of himself and mutters “POTTER”