klondork:

Thanks Baphomet

northstarfan:

monteyjames91:

bogleech:

topographygo:

bogleech:

MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL.

This is so weird, it’s a park? Who the hell thinks that a child they don’t know is obligated to share their possessions with their kids just cuz they play in a public space?

It might vary with where you live and when you were a child but when I was tiny, every adult from teachers to family to television characters hammered into me non-stop that all good people ALWAYS SHARE EVERYTHING no matter what and only bad people keep even a single thing for themselves. “Sharing is caring” was the phrase repeated ad nauseum by songs and books and cartoons aimed at us toddlers.

I remember my own uncle just insisting I give him literally half of my dessert once to just sort of test and make sure my parents were teaching me “right” and copping a massive attitude when I said no.

My mom actually sided with me there but most other adults I knew would never have done so. They’d have just lectured this small child on how selfish it is to not let just anyone and everyone have what you have.

I would teach my kid this

If you don’t know them like that and they trying to put hands on your stuff before even asking you, you have the right to tell them no and I will cosign

Amen. There’s a difference between teaching a kid to be generous and training them to be taken advantage of. A little boy getting mobbed because strangers wanted something he had – and not one adult saying anything about it! – makes me think far less of the parents of those kids than Ms. Kolberg.

originaltangster:

black eyed pea man is my anxiety strawman

I have some headcanons about troll/human hybrids. Normally their skin is a more desaturated shade of their human parent. Their horns are shorter than full blooded trolls and start to grow in once they’re around 4. Their blood is a combination of the troll parents blood + red from the human parent. This results in the majority of hybrids having blood like purple, violet, magenta, red, brown and orange. It’s uncommon for them to have green and very near impossible for them to have blue as indigo blooded troll and human would result in violet usually but sometimes purple or fuscha.

Rose and Kanaya were able to get a child with a more saturated skin tone and longer horns as well as green blood due to a combination of rose being able to stack the odds for a more favourable outcome and kanayas experience tending to the mother grub 

lynxgriffin:

mooncatyao:

[ Godmode!Frisk ]

art raffle second prize for @katkadragon

reference from Dogs Of Future Past  @lynxgriffin

Ahhh this is super cool!!! :D

lerios:

Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples’ technology throughout all of time and space.

gokuma:

did-you-kno:

There’s a mysterious light hovering over Canada, and it’s name is Steve. Scientists aren’t sure what causes Steve, but it was discovered by amateur Aurora Borealis enthusiasts who named it after a scene in Over the Hedge, where the characters realize that if you don’t know what something is, calling it Steve makes it much less intimidating. Source

Watch the video of some images of Steve posted by Aurorasaurus.

Life and Ascension of Steve Carlsberg

brandxspandex:

“…otherwise I’m a lot more Olympian than I thought.”

drossna:

that’s a weirdo request madame director, but hey carey digs it

zackisontumblr:

yet another poorly aged tweet