casentine:

Please sleep my darling, sleep

mccartneyslennons:

a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 

funky-fun-king:

if for jasper we have big buff cheeto puff then lets make Topaz

BIG

THICK

LEGO BRICK

closet-keys:

hairhattedhooligan:

blackfemalepresident:

you wanna know how your grandparents “worked through” their problems and didn’t divorce?

cause ya grandmama most likely didnt have her own assets or income and depended on your grandfather to support her and the family. she had no choice but to work it out. also the stigma a divorced woman would face? pfffffffft.

trust me alot of yalls grandfathers are/were awful people and your grandmother wouldve left him if she could

!!!!!!!!!

A lot of people act like higher divorce rates are indicative of a loss or morality or commitment in our generation, but to be honest, I always am glad when I see high divorce rates because it means people are leaving abusive and unhealthy relationships at higher rates. It means that fewer women are dependent on men and can decide for themselves what they want their life to be. 

Republicans act like higher divorce rates and fewer young adults wanting to get married is a bad thing when really it’s just a sign of social progress and greater autonomy. 

sixpenceee:

This is a bubble snail known as a Miniature Melo (Micromelo undata) which shares the same class (Gastropoda) as the nudibranchs. The oval bubble-shaped shell is thin and fragile and is actually too small to contain the soft body of the snail. Therefore, the colorful snail has to rely on swimming and camouflage to avoid being eaten. The Miniature Melo eats small toxic worms and incorporates the poison into their tissues as a defense mechanism. (Source)

a weapon to surpass
pembrokewkorgi:
“ ““Wait did you make a Nostalgia Puka? Because that is perhaps the coolest things I’ve seen you make.” ”
Oh, it’s not just him. All three of the elder pukas are based on Internet Personalities.
I did this for three reasons.
1)...

pembrokewkorgi:

“Wait did you make a Nostalgia Puka? Because that is perhaps the coolest things I’ve seen you make.”

Oh, it’s not just him.  All three of the elder pukas are based on Internet Personalities.

image

I did this for three reasons.

1) Because I thought making the elders internet celebrities would be funny

2) To give a little love to some peeps I enjoy the content of (even if one of them has gone off the deep end lately…)

3) Because I wanted to see if I could manage to translate the looks of real people into a puka form and still have them be recognizable.  I think I did a pretty good job all things considered.

PS. I designed all three of them before JonTron went nuts and started making racist comments.  If I knew that when I designed them… I may have made him ProJared or PBG instead… oh well.

what about the grumps?

isometriclove:

micdotcom:

Trump says Australia has better health care than the US. Australia has universal health care.

I didn’t realize I needed that gif of Bernie Sanders laughing as much as I thought I did.