spartanlocke:

pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

kerictus:

xekstrin:

davidhenrywashington:

iamthedukeofurl:

Jesse McCree is, like, AMAZINGLY good at stealth. That’s why he was recruited to Blackwatch. When he wants to, he can move perfectly silently. 

This was an asset in the field, but it was becoming a serious problem on the base, because you had all these trained soldiers with hair-trigger reflexes who reacted badly to people appearing suddenly behind them.

They ended up making him wear spurs so they could keep track of him. If he ever takes them off he’s a ghost. 

The spurs are a cat bell I can’t believe it

yeah but i bet they had to make him think it was HIS idea or else he wouldn’t do it

Jack: The cowboy thing is ridiculous. Next thing I know you’ll be wearing spurs
Jesse: …………………
Gabriel, a few feet away muttering into his walkie talkie: Target successfully influenced, should I press it
Ana: No. Give it time. It has to be organic.

hes got spurs
that j i n g l e j a n g l e j i n g l e

trollscribbles:

lovemysub:

nobungholesambition:

lovemysub:

Girls actually love nice guys, it’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are.

I find this really hard to believe, as every time I’m interested in a girl she ends up with an asshole and I end up friendzoned or worse.

Imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact…

lmaoooo

reb-chan:

I give you…a whole lot of Adventure Zone sketches, mostly from my instagram stories.

I finally caught up! What a wonderful series~ Now I just have to figure out how these guys look like, though I absolutely adore @paticmak’s Ango and @careydraws’ Carey. :)

Anyways sorry for disappearing, I’ve had a ton of schoolwork that I hope to share with you guys soon!

trainwreckgenerator:

i saw seven birds

sweet-fiber-flips:

My view on the “waiting for the McElroy culture to go sour thing” is that,,, if it’s not broke, don’t fix it? I feel like this is where the rift is going to split open, pitting “things inevitably go bad” against “I really just enjoy them, please let it alone” people

We’re making problems where there really aren’t any? I see people citing the fact we refer to them as “good sweet boys” which is literally just mimicking the way the guys talk, themselves. Ofc we’re not infantilizing them, we’re just enjoying their comforting humor, pls don’t make problems where there aren’t any

whichchick:

alyxpanics:

hart2hartsquared:

Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthood

shit you’re kidding me this is amazing

Adult Wednesday Addams is comedy gold.

vegetapsycho:

ghostkamika-z:

From cold-hearted to heart-warming in a single scene.

Team Four Star is a gem 

yenadudebroguychan:

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