Silver Tongue

cultofthepigeon:

stromcuzewon:

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

hypeswap:

folkyl: hey im blind now and you seem to have lots of scrumptious psychic energy to spare can i hang out here
kuprum: thats kind of a weird thing to say but sure, climb on my backpack!
folkyl: *slurp*

mediumsizedboy:

sweethoneysempai:

mediumsizedboy:

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and

Rest in Fucking Pease…

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untalented-sackman:

more-notes-than-you:

more-notes-than-you:

dexter is one emotionally manipulative ass show

also dexter himself is a big fucking baby who uses the fact that he’s a serial killer to avoid confronting his own emotions. he just mopes and pouts about how he “doesn’t have any feelings”. cry me a river dude, i’m not buying it

yeah and his sister’s always annoying him. just let him do his experiments, it’s his laboratory after all.

westfailia:
“ironically, to a massive black vote
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westfailia:

ironically, to a massive black vote