conceptblogfromaconcepthuman:

tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

i dreamed about this post last night

hguuy123:

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bucketofchum:

Peridot, your insults are super gay. [x]

rcktpwr:

celticpyro:

nishthedish:

berlynn-wohl:

nishthedish:

furlockhound:

rainybunbun:

furlockhound:

gemofsphene:

then again

the more things change….

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

“probably even earlier”

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

Snemons, or snail demons.

plasticmusic:

Wonder what she’s thinking about….

puublack:

Me: how many levels of Unfounded Tumblr Rumour are you on fam?

You: idk like 5 or 6 my dude

Me: You Weak Pathetic Fool

athenacyikes:

Her

mcsiggy:

mcsiggy:

forgot about this, the bae

going through my homestuck tag and found my favorite picture of tavros.

scraps-is-busy:

woodelf68:

impulsebyimpulse:

chubbinafatzarelli:

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language
Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round
After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

Brisket and gravy makes a lot more sense than biscuits and gravy. Gravy goes with meat, butter goes with biscuits.

I haven’t seen this episode, but supposedly the Brisket was really good, and one of his opponents made really shitty biscuits. 

I’ve seen it. ONly one person actually made biscuits. Well one giant biscuit and white gravy which was the best dish out of the three. The other guy made some kind of shitty taco. you know, “deconstructed biscuits” and I think he put truffle oil in it but don’t remember. All I remember is that the judge was super cool about it considering that had brisket been the challenge, it would have been good. The guy who got eliminated was the one who made the deconstructed biscuits.