The episode on racial profiling is written by a black man because it’s a story HE wanted to tell. This show y'all, this show…
Please watch Brooklyn Nine Nine. It is on the bubble for renewal this season.
I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy
Everyone is happy except for that one character that everyone fell in love with in five minutes worth of screen time.
You punch the shit out of your dad, who is the Villain, and then a castle rises in the distance when you win
HE WAS THEIR DAD THE WHOLE TIME
She’s back, but a giant robot now.
the guy you thought was the main villain explodes, and the actual main villain possesses your girlfriend.
turns out the robot you killed in the first one is actually your mom and the guy you thought was your friend is actually a tumor
god lied and you die anyway, but u still saved the world so i guess its kinda ok?
soulless ginger 9 year old fights brother with a light saber
Evil robot is actually ladyfriend of a guy who will destroy your house with lemons
The villain in the game is just a really sad kid who evolves twice and tries to kill you and everyone you love because they’re sad about their past-
It was all a dream and you failed your exams
It was only just a DREEEEAAAAAMM
The pizza was aggressive
The mysterious mask man disappeared as our young hero continued his journey to save the world
you defeat the man who possesses your friend and close a door but can’t go back to see your girlfriend
He was left on the mountain, living with a curse he can’t fight
You’re a college dropout who finds and murders an underground cult with your friends
You stopped a dinosaur from crashing into the planet.
It’s either save every one you know, or save the love of your life. There is no inbetween.
you become a bard who killed a dragon and kill the armour of the dragon, also you get your horse back
smol personal headcanon that adrien borrows nino’s hat sometimes when they are in public to avoid the cameras
Here are the highlights:
- The National Institute of Health (NIH) has had its spending increase by $2 billion to a total of $34 billion. Trump requested this to be cut.
- NASA has been granted $19.7 billion in funding, an increase even on what Obama requested. Of this, $5.8 billion is set aside for science research, including $1.9 billion for the Earth Sciences – something Trump officials said they wanted completely defunded.
- $37 million has been given to NASA’s STEM programs and outreach, with $100 million total going towards educational programs, something Trump also wished, and still wishes, to cut by 2018.
- The National Science Foundation (NSF), the largest federal fund for science and academia, has been given $7.5 billion, a slight increase from 2016’s budget.
- The United States Geological Survey (USGS) has been given $1.09 billion, a slight increase from 2016. Trump wanted to cut this by 10 percent.
- The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), which faced a 31 percent cut by this year or the next, has only had its funding cut by 1 percent.
- The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has been given $3.5 billion
- Renewable energies and clean energy research funding have been boosted by $17 million.
Good.
If trumps presidency is remembered as anything, it will be remembered as the balance of powers working
Compliments for Puns
- Groaning
- “You shut the fuck up”
- When your friends just sigh and close their eyes
- A face that reminds you of “Bring Me To Light”
- “Noooooooooooo”
- “God damn it”
• [Long drawn out version of your name]
•Oh my good gods
•Go sit in a corner
•I hate youDon’t forget these:
• Goddamnit, (person who did the pun)
• Whyyyyyyyy?!
• Stop*PUNishment*
And then heres Tim
