animalcrossingqrdesigns:

all i see is

flightyfinch:

moveslikejoker:

danascullys:

tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”

me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????

i will not tolerate my immortal being eternally dragged through the mud like this when jowling k rowling is without a doubt the worse offender

rainbowcookiz:

now thats what i call edgy

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

cartridgefucker:

unrealtournament4:

but for why

aceluz:

aceluz:

Concept: fratsonas. Create a self-insert that’s a douchey frat bro. Mine’s name is Josh

Everyone keeps tagging this saying they’re Chad but listen guys. We can’t all be a Chad. If you really want your fratsona to be a Chad you have to earn it

eric-coldfire:

fuckingconversations:

wtf-fun-factss:

The Sandbox Tree - WTF fun facts

The seeds can be launched at 70 metres per second (160 mph) 

 
“The hura tree protects its explosive fruits with a sap so toxic that it will raise great red welts if it touches human skin and even blind those who get it into their eyes. The macaws, however, are not put off. Long before the fruits are ripe, the birds rip them apart, pods, seeds and all, and then, after a meal that would have poisoned others, they fly to particular places on a river bank where they can gnaw out and swallow a special clay which detoxifies their meal.”

That’s one pissed off dryad.

cartoonpolitics:

(cartoon by Jen Sorenson)

3lixar:

the dashcon ballpit should be an scp that materializes at unfortunate events