Silver Tongue

argonphoenix:

zilliumgrist:

zilliumgrist:

i didn’t bring my phone to school today

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im sorry can you repeat that

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this is the alpha timeline

urban-cryptid:

sirartwork:

sirartwork:

Because I’ve lost control of my life

reblog for the blessed 100k

This is honest to god one of the few golden thing the undertale fandom has produced

spockoandjimjim:

aledethanlast:

If you ever think history impressive or grand, here’s a story for you:

Right after ww2, Jews were freed, but basically had no citizenship to speak of, and the allied forces weren’t that!helpful. So a group called the TTG was formed to help emigrate (read: smuggle) Jews from Central Europe, to Mediterranean ports, where they would take boats to Israel.

The TTG did this by piling the Jewish refugees into trucks bearing British insignia, their operatives dressing up as British soldiers, and just openly driving to port cities.

If they were ever stopped by actual military forces, they would say they were a part of a covert supply missing, under special orders from Major Tuches. They would stress that the contents of the trucks was super secret and to not be disturbed under any circumstances. They saved over 300,000 Jews like this.

If that sounds reasonable to you, here’s the thing: TTG stands for Tilhas Teezee Gesheften, and the operatives named one Major Tuches as their commanding officer whenever they needed to.

Or, to translate that into English, the event that saved the lives of hundreds of thousands of Jewish refugees was called Operation Kiss My Ass led by Major Asshole.

THIS IS LEGIT 

glitterbubbletree:
“ runecestershire:
“ jazz2midnight:
“ tombstonetourism:
“A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.
”
Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.
”
I’m gonna sit in it.
I’ve read all the stories, I know all the tropes. But you know what? I’m...

glitterbubbletree:

runecestershire:

jazz2midnight:

tombstonetourism:

A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

I’m gonna sit in it.
I’ve read all the stories, I know all the tropes. But you know what? I’m gonna sit in it anyway.

Well, it was nice knowing you.

nosensecoffee:

aminaabramovic:

who else feels like tumblr is a dying platform and it’s the virtual equivalent of being at the club still when it’s about to close in 15 minutes

that’s how it felt when i signed up in 2011 and my sorry ass is still here. the club’s been closed. they locked the doors from the outside now we stuck here forever

leakedinlondon:

I haven’t been asked for a single bitcoin even the bots know I’m poor

rice-corgii:

comic i made in honor of daves birthday

based on that one vine that i cant find

Could you draw Rose and Kanaya eating ice cream together?