snaggle-teeth:

This is what I imagine that smug ass Alvin doing while Dave yells at him in the Christmas song.

glittere:

BETA KIDS ICONS (yes you can use them)

tulpen-trash:

rubberbangin:

My favorite response to arins tweet

hallelujah

finnthepotato:

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day

nicolae-carpathia:

scientists have produced the first robot able to lure an egg into a false sense of security

(source unknown)

iguanamouth:

fruityjampaws:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

what the fuck

how could you waste a egg

a what

robotticellis:

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

astolfo-official:

southernsideofme:

Christmas is coming

the smug look of a christmas figure who knows he’s immune to bullets

the-ice-castle:

all might’s god-awful mustard suit, reblog if you agree

notthatjaded:

rowantheexplorer:

swolerbear:

swolerbear:

*me taking my meds*: Carrie Fisher would want me to

listen, if you’re ever having a hard time and you just want to give up, think about space mom and how proud she would be of you just for fighting

Carrie Fisher definitely wants you to stay alive to tell the world to fuck off one more time. If spite keeps you alive, embrace it.

This post just reminded me I had a pill I need to take, so thanks, Carrie.

Carrie fisher was buried in a prozac pill. she 100% people to take their meds