This is what I imagine that smug ass Alvin doing while Dave yells at him in the Christmas song.
I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….
mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
scientists have produced the first robot able to lure an egg into a false sense of security
(source unknown)
probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
what the fuck
how could you waste a egg
a what
i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’
*me taking my meds*: Carrie Fisher would want me to
listen, if you’re ever having a hard time and you just want to give up, think about space mom and how proud she would be of you just for fighting
Carrie Fisher definitely wants you to stay alive to tell the world to fuck off one more time. If spite keeps you alive, embrace it.
This post just reminded me I had a pill I need to take, so thanks, Carrie.
Carrie fisher was buried in a prozac pill. she 100% people to take their meds










