funniest things abt discord outages is when it finally comes back up and everyones messaging in servers like “did discord die for yall??” and “discord DIE!!!” it literally feels like this
pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:
Holy shit that’s so cool
Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience
WHY DOES CHOCOLATE GIVE ME TUMMY ACHES
I JUST WANT ONE NICE THING
I feel like i’d know if I was lactose intolerant given how much milk, yogurt and cheese I consume as a Dutch person so maybe I’m just allergic to chocolate idk
have you been bitten by a werewolf recently?
*offers you some yellowcake on a plate of asbestos paired with a nice glass of chromyl chloride to wash it down*
I hate people who make villains have villain names and introduce them in a way that makes them the obvious villain.
Like:
Scientist: Ah, welcome protagonist. I am scientist and this is my assistant, Evil Von Orphanmaker. He used to work with your deceased parents before their super secret project went missing. Now he’s helping me test my super human formula.
This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be
right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue
“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”
Some “invented history” in animation for you: If I say “The Flintstones” your brain immediately fills in “The Jetsons”, right, as two parallel cartoons time-swapping the postwar 60′s nuclear family? Its technically true, The Flintstones first aired in 1960, and the Jetsons in 1962 - except the Flintstones aired for 6 seasons and 166 episodes through its original run, and was incredibly successful, while the Jetsons was a flop, cancelled after one season and 24 episodes.
You only remember the Jetsons because while it failed in its primetime slot, it got some sleeper success on syndication in the Saturday morning cartoon slots in later years, giving it enough cultural currency for Hannah Barbera to revitalize the show in 1985, producing 50 additional episodes over two seasons, plus specials. The large majority of The Jetsons’ content was made in the 1980′s, including key staples: Rosey the Robot, for example, barely ever appeared in the original, but is a core cast member in the 1980′s version.
They also were different shows: the Flintstones was in fact a prime-time airing show aimed at adult audiences, the first cartoon to succeed in doing so. The Jetsons tried to be that in intent but failed, instead finding success in kid’s Saturday morning slot, and the 1980′s reboot reflects that. Audience tastes however had changed by the 1980′s, and Hannah Barbera owned both shows, so in the 1980′s they aired them in similar blocks for similar audiences, and that is where things like The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones (1987, 20 years after the last Flintstones episode was made) comes from. Their connection was real, for sure, but only became solidified over a 20 year gap, and most audiences who saw The Jetsons saw a product of the 80′s, not the 60′s.









