Silver Tongue

pixel-sylveon:

celestialshawty:

This is actually really cute I love it

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outofcontextdnd:

“What do I roll to seduce myself?”
- Goliath Monk

#Dnd

classicmeevs:

skelegun:

more-notes-than-you:

gnomes are about 6 inches tall and they live in tunnels in the dirt

Gnome home

Beneath the loam a gnome will roam

one-bite-is-undercover:

ekjohnston:

tredlocity:

Fake clickbait headlines from The Good Place.

I love this show so much

Lollllllll what about the fact that the news categories are “Things,” “Stuff,” “Items,” “Goofin,” “Syria,” and “Wedding Fails.”

portentsofwoe:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

oh wow five years ago today the stylish but illegal monkey was found roaming around ikea in toronto…. now this is truly an iconic date in meme history

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never forget

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dark-haired-hamlet:

Some carolers yesterday were singing “deck the halls” at church and changed “don we now our gay apparel” to “our plaid apparel”

…y'all that’s not any less gay.

jtothemackenzie:

lunga-luume:

outofcontextdnd:

Dwarf: Does the town have a local paper?

DM: They have town criers.

Dwarf: I’m not working with the Buzzfeed of the middle ages.

Hear ye, hear ye, are your tavern wrenches watering down your ale? It’s more likely than you think.

Hear ye hear ye, check out these 11 awesome paintings that’ll make you nostalgic

stuglies:
“i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic
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stuglies:

i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic