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Markiplier: Father
JackSepticEye: Son
Game Grumps: Holy FUCKING GODDAMN THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE!

spaceykiid:

nitrosplicer:

jindosh:

jindosh:

i wonder how many historic trans men we’ve lost to “this WOMAN went by a man’s name, wore men’s clothes, took the job of a man, lived as a man… GIRL POWER!”

this isn’t a “pushing my identity on historic people” thing, it’s the fact that every single time i or another person brings up the possibility of someone like us in history, we’re immediately shut down, told that we didn’t “exist yet”, given a billion different reasons why we aren’t ALLOWED to see these people as reflective of us and our struggles and experiences - i get that we didn’t have the vocabulary back then but for so many of you the IDEA that someone who went to the same stretches that we do today to separate from their dead selves and identify similar to the way trans people do is too “far out there” and “disrespectful” to them somehow. they’re dead. we’re alive. we’re trying to connect the pieces. go get your kicks out of isolating us from history somewhere else, away from me.

yeah, there were women who did crossdress in order to take up jobs they would not have been permitted to access

but when people say it about Albert Cashier, who donned Union uniform, bound his chest, and lived as a man even after the Civil War, when he was reclusive and lived in a tiny village, after there would have been no incentive for him to do so, I question their motives.

I also question their motives when they list Alan L Hart, who legally changed his name and was one of the first trans men to pursue a hysterectomy, referring to himself as “a fellow.”

people DONT want historical figures to be trans. they WANT to interpret these historical figures as women, not trans men, because that makes them uncomfortable. 

same with the musician billy tipton, who hid his trans status from his wife and children his whole life, and whose son didn’t know his father was trans until billy was dead. he told his wife that his binding was necessary because he had been in an automobile accident before they met, never disclosing his trans status to her. the number of historians that refer to him by his deadname and call him an “actress” make me feel sick. he was a stealth trans man around everyone but his parents, and it hurts trans men everywhere to call trans men in history “lesbians”.

potoobrigham:

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potoo-reblogs:

Exclusive Gorillaz content.

charadreemurr:
“ xtec:
“this image is so threatening I’m being outlined with chalk as we speak
”
dad loves open carrying so much he had his hand amputated and replaced with a gun
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charadreemurr:

xtec:

this image is so threatening I’m being outlined with chalk as we speak

dad loves open carrying so much he had his hand amputated and replaced with a gun

fattyatomicmutant:

wetwareproblem:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

When you ask most people what the best story Marvel has done with Kingpin as the villain

They will probably go with Frank Miller’s Daredevil work

This is because they are FOOLS

Because I can tell you right now that this is the best thing ever done with the character

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Kingpin finds out that a bunch of heroes regularly get together to play poker and proceeds to crash their SUPERHERO POKER NIGHT…like literally just knocks on the door and strolls in like a baller

(Sidenote I love how the Human Torch is like ‘WHAT THE HECKIE’ at how surreal this is…the most infamous mob boss in new york, a man who regularly employs supervillains, RHINO PEOPLE and killer robots has just shown up at their front door like “I heard you guys were having a poker game and wanted to come hang out”…like he’s just their Weird Supervillain Neighbour)

But this isn’t what makes this story the best oh no

That’s what Kingpin will do with his winnings if he beats them

What would a depraved supervillain do with all that money you wonder?

Bribery? Fund some grand criminal enterprise? Use it to purchase illegal firearms or in some seedy druge deal?

Nope
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He’s going to legally purchase a boat and give it a name that’s a fuck you to the heroes


And then just to rub it in their faces he’s going to ILLEGALLY BUY A CUBAN CIGAR

THIS IS AMAZING

This is like something right out of the Venture Brothers

The heroes arch nemesis, a man who regularly tries to murder them to death, shows up and is just like “And if I win…I SHALL USE YOUR MONEY TO ILLEGALLY PURCHASE A CUBAN CIGAR!”

I BET HE’S GOING TO SMOKE IT IN A MOVIE THEATRE TOO

OR THE NON SMOKING SECTION OF A RESTAURANT

THE FIEND

This is legitimately like something The Monarch or Marik from Yu Gi Oh Abridged would do…I cannot stop laughing at this scene okay it’s amazing

I’m not sure which is better: This, or the time the Kingpin registered the Spider-Man trademark just to fuck with Peter.

This eclipses the time Joker stole a kids report card

el-es35:
“Tetris.!
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el-es35:

Tetris.!

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

the nostalgia critic is somehow the most and least annoying youtube film critic

the critique is usually pretty well thought out and much less nitpicky than the typical Youtube Critic Man but it also looks and sounds like this

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