Silver Tongue

argentinaboo-deactivated2022062:

argentinaboo-deactivated2022062:

If tupac is alive in serbia and H*tler is alive in argentina i have carefully triangulated the location of billy mays to an exxon corner mart in Barnes County north dakota

This post too was created by eternal love.

Lmao imagine Mewtwo and Newtwo giving a concerned glance to each other like "Maybe it was a bad idea letting him dynamax" XD

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oh yeah, other dynamax pokemon

And now I must beg for fluffy arceus.

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based off my fluffy Arceus plush

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Does huey remember being denied ramen well hes a big boy now so newt you better give the boy some ramen

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after being denied so many times at last he gets his ramen

chilewithcarnage:

charlesoberonn:

chilewithcarnage:

pussy so tight it crack dicks like crab legs

dick so thick it cracks pussies open like clams

you know it brother

sepulchral-pulchritude:

animatejournal:

The Pink Phink | Director: Friz Freleng | Studio: DePatie–Freleng Enterprises | United States, 1964

#everyone including me is so obsessed with cartoons having plots and character arcs that we’ve forgotten animation’s roots: #what if some animal guy was a huge cunt

You know Newtwo is going to regret that because pinap berries are mainly spicy for some reason

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then she yells at the entire Alola region that they’re liars with their pinap juice

zombeesknees:

leystrade:

i’m just gonna pretend daft punk was in pacific rim. i’m gonna pretend that they pilot a jaeger called electroma bravo and they blast house music with the kaidonovskys and when stacker shows raliegh around the shatterdome he’s like, “that’s thomas and guy-man. french. they never take their helmets off.”

#i would even believe their jaeger was just called ‘daft punk’ tbh   #just for the image of like Battleaxe Triumph or whatever get into trouble and they call back up like ‘deploy Daft Punk!’   #and it had a like a reuters news tickertape display on the outside scrolling like ‘bonjour’   #and then the beat drops and the punching starts

their punches sync up with harder better faster stronger

I bet Huey will have a bellyache afternoon eating so fast xD

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the mom instincts are too strong to be smug she was right