charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

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“If we just give people money they’ll become lazy!”

To all the people who go like “$11 an hour, I make less than that!”, you’re missing the point.

The point is that none of us should be restricted and limited by the wages we need to survive.

to the “$11 an hour? i make less then that” yall should be asking why youre being payed less than the value of your work. get mad at the people underpaying you.

antifainternational:
“Postal workers are antifa.
Help them save the USPS!
”

porrimmaryam:

Ive never seen hannibal but I imagine it’s just llamas with hats but human men and therapy instead of roommates.

as a ship sinks, the passengers will cling to anything they can to attempt to stay afloat. they scream for help that will never come as the waves take them under until ultimately there is silence. Tell me will. Do you hear the sound of forgiveness?

transdirkstrider:

aubrey-sloane:

my favourite ways griffin mcelroy has been described:

by his brother

  • you look like if hepatitis was a person
  • you look like a carpet fucked a nerd

by the internet

  • looks like what you’d find if you googled “pictures of a normal man”
  • looks like god only used middle sliders when making him

my personal favorite is “looks like you hit random on a game about accountants”

squareallworthy:

squareallworthy:

squareallworthy:

squareallworthy:

squareallworthy:

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

onlypains-deactivated20210103:

the-clown-wars:

Look at the size of that lamppost

I mean…She’s not wrong.

scumbag-solas:

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I don’t even play this but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen since opening Twitter 10 minutes ago

coolxatu:

second grade fire safety psa voice: now firefighters may look scary. firefighters look like the devil. when you see a firefighter, you might think, “aaah, this is a cyclops, like the one that killed my dad, and now it’s here to kill me too”, and you might want to kill the firefighter,

thatneoncrisis:
“baby gemstucks! ft their weapons or lack there of
”

thatneoncrisis:

baby gemstucks! ft their weapons or lack there of