year of our lord 4837
me waking up from my cryo sleep: wow i cant wait to explore this new world!
a holographic head floating casually towards me: download Game of War on the app store for free NOW!

jackslenderman:

leeroic:

pizzopaps:

play:

teencomet:

Philip Plein RTW Spring 2014

my wedding dress

is that first enchanter vivienne

image

what

a goddess approaches

thegoddamnedmagpie:

linguisticparadox:

aledethanlast:

mautlyn:

glumshoe:

feynites:

smokesforharris:

generalanger:

muscleluvr2:

the moral of frankenstein is if youre going to build a monster out of dead body parts dont make him like 8 feet tall and super strong

or just love your super strong 8 feet tall son

Like, don’t abandon him because you are scared of him. Like you met him a second ago. He just wants a family

The moral of the story is that you need to be prepared for the realities of parenthood before you commit. Sometimes you get what you expected, sometimes you get an eight foot tall super strong patchwork zombie child, sometimes you get neither of those things. No take-backs.

One of the funniest things about this is that the creation is supposed to be “hideous”, but he’s described as looking like some kind of huge goth prince and… really doesn’t sound so bad.

That’s not what’s meant by “hideous” in the text. The creation is not “hideous” as in “aesthetically ugly”, it’s “hideous” as in ghastly, terrifying, shocking, unnatural, wrong, uncanny. Aesthetically the creature is described as “beautiful”, the way Victor painstakingly designed him. That’s why he’s described as sounding like a tall goth prince, and if you interpreted “hideous” to mean “ugly looking”, I can see why it would be confusing. 

Moral of Frankenstein: love your giant goth son

Victor Frankenstein was an asshole and his creation did nothing wrong

Well I mean, it did murder a bunch of people.

I doubt he would have killed them if victor was a better father

thebiggestblackesthawk:

sfmfm:

adulthoodisokay:

continuants:

goodinthestacks:

timeandspaceandunicorns:

This cat is too fluffy for me to comprehend in slow motion

wow continuants wow

WOAHHHHHHHHHH

Me: “Do you guys want to see the fluffiest cat?”
Coworkers, immediately and loudly: “YES SEND IT NOW.”

I love cloud cat

that cat is wearing a functional neck ruff

hello elizabethan cloud cat keep up the good work

psykzz:
“”
the-boy-wow:
“Free him
”

the-boy-wow:

Free him

rosiannarabbit:

Rosianna Rabbit | 077

Rosianna reads some road signs (of intelligent life).

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Haven’t drawn my human in ages so have her along with her smart disguise

Haven’t drawn my human in ages so have her along with her smart disguise